Sunday, 17 May 2026

More Short Stories: The Pilgrim of St Ouen’s Bay















This short story is loosely based on John Bunyan's "He Who Would Valiant Be".

The Pilgrim of St Ouen’s Bay

In the year 1781, when the dunes of St Ouen’s Bay still shifted like restless beasts and the parish lanes were little more than rutted tracks, young Philippe Le Marinel set out before dawn with nothing but a stout staff, a canvas satchel, and a vow he would not break. Those who knew him said he had true valour in him, though he was slight of frame and soft of voice. But Philippe himself only said, “I made a promise. I must keep it.”

His mother had died that winter, and her last request had been simple: that he walk the length of the island to the ruined chapel of St Magloire above Bouley Bay and pray for her soul. It was a place she had loved in her youth, before storms shattered its roof and brambles claimed its walls. Few went there now. Some said it was haunted. Others said worse.

Still, Philippe set out. Come wind, come weather, he would be constant.

At the edge of St Peter’s Village, old Jeanne Vibert leaned over her gate and called, “You’ll find no comfort on that road, lad. There are dismal stories enough to turn any man back.”

“I know,” Philippe replied, “but discouragement shall not make me relent.”

Jeanne shook her head. “Then God go with you.”

He walked on, past the marshy ground of St Lawrence, where mist clung low and pale. By mid‑morning he reached the high ground above Trinity, where the gorse scratched at his boots and the gulls wheeled overhead like restless spirits. A fisherman, trudging home with empty nets, stopped him.

“You’re heading north? Then mind yourself. There’s talk of a wolf loose in the gorse. Some swear it’s a real beast. Others say it’s a foul fiend.”

Philippe tightened his grip on his staff. “No hobgoblin can fright me,” he said, though his heart fluttered. “I’ll fight a giant if I must.”

The fisherman muttered a prayer and hurried on.

By afternoon the sky had darkened, and the wind came hard off the sea. Philippe reached the steep path that led down toward Bouley Bay, a narrow track hemmed in by blackthorn and rock. Halfway down, the air grew strangely still. Even the gulls fell silent.

Then he heard it, a low growl, deep as thunder.

A great shape stepped onto the path ahead. It was a dark shape, seen only in silhouette, and its eyes were burning like coals. A great black dog, or something wearing the shape of one. Philippe froze. His breath caught. The creature’s fur rippled though no wind touched it.

He whispered, “Hobgoblin nor foul fiend can daunt my spirit.”

The black dog advanced. Philippe raised his staff, though his hands trembled. “I will have a right,” he said, louder now, “to be a pilgrim.”

It halted, staring at him with blazing red eye, growling with menace. For a heartbeat the world held still. Then, like smoke torn apart by a sudden gust, it vanished. No pawprint marked the earth. No sound lingered.

Philippe sagged with relief, but he did not turn back.

At last he reached the ruined chapel. Moonlight spilled through the broken roof, silvering the stones. He knelt among the nettles and brambles, lit a small taper, and prayed for his mother with all the strength he had left.

When he rose, the wind had gentled. The night no longer felt hostile but watchful, almost kind. Philippe began the long walk home, weary yet unshaken.

And in the years that followed, people often said there was a steadiness in him, as though he had once faced fear itself on a lonely Jersey path and found it wanting, on that valiant pilgrim way.

Saturday, 16 May 2026

Grail Quest



















I was thinking and reflecting on the quest to seek the Holy Grail, and I used the structure of a well known hymn but reworked it to make it about the grail quest, and the three knights and Dindraine and also King Arthur's grief (Lancelot Cycle) the King weeping (Mallory) as  Sir Galahad, Sir Perceval and Sir Bors de Ganis left on the quest.


Grail Quest

Blest are the pure in heart,
for they shall see the grail
the secret of the Lord is theirs,
their quest did never fail

They searched upon a quest
that cup of peace to bring
and went from East to West
despite their weeping King

A guide called Dindraine came
and ship she did impart,
as for their quest to find the grail
they were the pure in heart.

Grail, we seek your shining light
may ours this blessing be
that we be made so pure of heart
that we may one day see
 





Sir Galahad, Sir Perceval (or Percivale), and Sir Bors de Ganis.

Friday, 15 May 2026

1986 - 40 years ago - May - Part 2











1986 - 40 years ago - May - Part 2

May 12-18

PUBLIC Works forecast a summer of traffic chaos in St Helier, but they say that nothing can be done about the problems because they relate to changes proposed in the Island Plan, a document which still awaits publication.

The safety officer at the Resources Recovery Board says that the department's safety record is "appalling".

Mr Matt McNulty makes the claim after an electrician working at the RRB's Bellozanne plant receives a severe electric shock.

Jersey's Cost of Living Index, which is used as the basis for everything from wage negotiations to fixing rent increases, is criticised as "out of date and narrowly based" by a UK Department of Employment statistician.

The price of electricity falls by 71/2 per cent. Jersey Electricity Company managing director Mr Dick Wade says that a fall in the price of fuel oil is being passed on to the consumer and that demand has recently exceeded expected levels.


 












Le Squez School receives "top marks" from Her Majesty's Inspectors of Schools. Education Director Mr John Rodhouse says that the report on the St Clement primary school is the best he has ever seen.

The States are unanimous in their approval for an inquiry into fuel oil prices and supply. The proposition calling for the inquiry is brought to the House by Senator Jane Sandeman.

Jersey Coal Distributors Ltd. say that claims that they have dropped the price of fuel because of competition are "absolute rubbish". Meanwhile, newcomers Patch Distributors Ltd. say that they have taken about one sixth of Jersey Coal's business.

May 19-25

THE Broadcasting Committee of the States proposes that all States debates in the Autumn Session of the House should be broadcast live on radio.

Vice-Admiral Sir Robert Gerken, Flag Officer, Plymouth, visits the Island and says that he is in favour of a Jersey defence contribution in the shape of a River Class minesweeper, which, he adds would make an important addition to Nato capabilities.

A Traffic Order made by the Public Works Committee means that the public may park on unloading bays between 6 p.m. and 2 a.m.

The problem of deteriorating concrete which has been found at Green Street car park is also affecting two housing estates. It is further suggested that defective concrete at Le Marais and Elysee Estate is suffering from the "concrete disease" identified in the dam at Val de la Mare Reservoir.

Nearly 4,000 Islanders run the six-mile "Race Against Time" from West Park to St Aubin and back to raise money for Bob Geldof's Sport Aid for the starving in Africa.

St James's Church, which has been a place of worship for 150 years, is to close and it is announced that it may be turned into a community centre.

Finance and Economics president Senator Reg Jeune is to investigate suggestions that the States are slow to pay some of their bills. The move comes after concern is expressed at a Chamber of Commerce meeting.

May 26—June 1


 










A LIGHT aircraft with six people on board makes a forced landing on the beach at First Tower after developing engine trouble on a flight from Dinard.

Because the tide is out and the beach is almost deserted, the pilot, Mr Malcolm Fosse, is able to land safely in the Piper Cherokee Six.

The decision is taken to install an internal television system in St Ouen's Church. The system will enable members of the congregation who have to sit behind the church's large pillars to see what is going on.

Thirteen people are arrested when eight premises in the Island are raided by Drug Squad officers. A large haul of cannabis is recovered and police reveal that one of those arrested is a 14-year-old youth.

Concern mounts over the ability of Jersey's, roads to cope with the influx of heavier lorries which will occur when proposed developments to allow the Harbour to take larger vehicle ferries are complete.

Visitors are upset by Hitler T-shirts which are on sale in a local gift shop. Mr and Mrs Jo Parmentier from Holland say that the T-shirts, which feature details of Hitler's 1939-45 "European Tour", are offensive.

Three Troy Court residents escape serious injury when a blaze in a bedroom threatens to spread to the rest of their home. One of the residents, Mr James Gay, prevents the flames spreading by shutting a door on the fire.

Fog disrupts weekend flying in the Island and a large backlog of passengers builds up at the Airport.

Wednesday, 13 May 2026

Senatorial Analysis: Ian Gorst







https://www.vote.je/candidates/2026/ian-gorst-4/

 This manifesto is a masterclass in the "Steady Hands" approach. It is designed to sound authoritative and safe, but it relies heavily on Barnum-style "motherhood statements" to avoid committing to controversial specifics.

Here is the analysis of this candidate's pitch:

1. The Aspirational (Quasi-Barnum Statements)

This manifesto contains a high density of statements that are impossible to disagree with, but offer no concrete "how."
  • "Ensuring our voice is heard on the international stage." (A classic Barnum goal for external relations; success is subjective and unmeasurable.)
  • "Jersey remains stable, confident, and unified." (Purely aspirational—it describes a feeling rather than a policy.)
  • "Focus on delivering improved front-line services." (Every candidate says this; none say they want to worsen front-line services.)
  • "Enable everyone in Jersey to lead healthy, safe, and successful lives." (The ultimate Barnum statement. It is a universal human desire that lacks any legislative roadmap.)

2. The Semi-Concrete (Directional with some "Teeth")

These items point toward a specific philosophy but stop just short of a "contract" with the voter.
  • "Exercise restraint in public spending." (Directional, but lacks a target. It doesn't say "I will cap spending at X% of GDP.")
  • "Stop trying to intervene in every aspect of our lives." (A strong ideological signal—Libertarian/Small Government—but doesn't name a specific regulation to be repealed.)
  • "Invest in St Helier neighbourhoods." (Identifies a location, but "invest" could mean anything from a new park to a new coat of paint on a bench.)

3. The Concrete (Substantive/Actionable)

Like the previous candidate, the substance here is found in past institutional creation and a few very specific "Quick Wins."
  • "A freeze in fuel duty." (Highly concrete. This is a binary "Win/Loss" metric. On budget day, the duty either goes up or it doesn't.)
  • "Oppose the large-scale use of green fields for solar panels." (This is a very specific "NIMBY" policy stance. It is a concrete promise to vote "No" on specific types of planning applications.)
  • "Oversaw the creation of Andium Homes." (A massive piece of substantive "evidence." By linking themselves to a specific entity that manages thousands of homes, they claim the substance of that entity's success.)
  • "Competitiveness programme — which I launched in March." (Refers to a specific, existing document. This moves the goal from a vague "growth" promise to a specific "work-in-progress" that can be audited.)

The "Substance" Verdict

This candidate is running on Institutional Continuity.
  • The Barnum Risk: The manifesto uses "Calm and Serious Leadership" as a shield. It uses many words to say "I will keep doing what I am doing," which can hide a lack of new ideas behind a veil of professional competence.
  • The Strength:  This one is about protecting the team. By mentioning fuel duty and green fields, they give the voter two very specific hooks to hold them accountable, while the rest of the manifesto remains safely in the realm of high-level diplomacy.
Comparison:  This candidate is the "Statesman." They have the most "Barnum" language regarding social issues (health/education), but the most "Substance" regarding international positioning and specific tax freezes.

Senatorial Analysis: Guy de Faye









This is an analysis I will be providing for ALL Senatorial candidates

https://www.vote.je/candidates/2026/guy-de-faye-6/

 This manifesto uses a "Evidence-Based Authority" approach. It relies less on general values and more on technical specifics. However, it also uses a "Reverse Barnum" technique: using highly specific past successes to create a general (and potentially aspirational) sense of competence.

Here is the analysis:

1. The Aspirational (Quasi-Barnum Statements)

Even with a technical background, the candidate uses these to signal "character":
  • "A reputation for comprehensive research and straight talking." (This is a classic personality-based Barnum statement; everyone believes they are a straight talker.)
  • "Who knows what they are doing!" (The ultimate "trust me" statement. It’s an appeal to authority without a specific policy attached.)
  • "One of dozens of local issues that need addressing." (A "catch-all" phrase that allows the candidate to agree with any voter’s specific grievance later on.)

2. The Semi-Concrete (Identified Targets)

These are issues where the candidate has identified a specific "problem," but the "solution" remains a statement of intent rather than a line-item budget.
  • "Jersey’s elderly residents... insufficient care homes." (Identifies a specific demographic and a specific infrastructure gap, but doesn't state how many beds will be built or how they will be funded.)
  • "Respite care under pressure." (A specific service, but "addressing it" is a vague verb.)
  • "PFAS pollution." (Highly specific topic, but the manifesto focuses on raising awareness rather than a concrete engineering or legislative fix to remove it.)

3. The Concrete (Substantive/Actionable)

This candidate’s substance is almost entirely retrospective. They provide "Receipts" for their competence by naming specific projects with numbers.
  • "Energy from Waste plant... £110 Million." (A concrete, massive-scale delivery. This is the ultimate "Substance" anchor.)
  • "Heritage Holiday Lets... makes over £150,000 per year." (A rare example of a politician providing a specific ROI—Return on Investment—for a past project.)
  • "Road resurfacing scheme... and specific maintenance of Victoria Avenue Phase One." (Incredibly specific. By distancing themselves from the "bendy sections," they are using concrete detail to avoid accountability for a perceived failure.)
  • "Beach showers." (A small but highly tangible, measurable improvement to public life.)

The "Substance" Verdict

This is a "Performance-Audit" Manifesto.
  • The Barnum Risk: The candidate assumes that because they could build a £110m incinerator in 2005, they automatically have the solution for PFAS or elderly care today. The "substance" is in the past; the future plans are currently more aspirational.
  • The Strength: This manifesto contains the most "hard data" (money earned, project costs, specific locations). It is harder to fake this level of detail, which makes the candidate appear more substantive than a "visionary" who only speaks in generalities.


Tuesday, 12 May 2026

Senatorial Analysis: Alan Maclean


 







This is an analysis I will be providing for ALL Senatorial candidates.

https://www.vote.je/candidates/2026/alan-maclean-2/

This manifesto uses "Barnum" language to build a sense of authority, it relies heavily on track record (past concrete actions) to lend credibility to its current aspirational goals.
Here is the breakdown of the "Barnum" vs. "Substance" in this candidate’s pitch:

1. The Aspirational (Quasi-Barnum Statements)

These are "motherhood and apple pie" statements—broad goals that sound virtuous but lack a defined "how" or a measurable endpoint.
  • "Restore fiscal discipline and create a strong future vision." (Universal political jargon; "discipline" is subjective.)
  • "Cutting red tape and bureaucracy." (Classic Barnum statement; every candidate in history promises this, yet "red tape" is rarely defined by name.)
  • "Incentivise innovation and attract inward investment." (Highly aspirational; lacks the specific tax or regulatory lever being pulled.)
  • "Government should act more decisively." (Focuses on temperament rather than policy.)

2. The Semi-Concrete (Identified Targets)

These are specific pain points where the candidate has pointed at a "target" but hasn't yet shared the "playbook" for how to hit it.
  • "Redesigning Planning services to deliver faster." (A specific department is named, which is more concrete than "cutting waste," but "faster" isn't a defined metric like "within 30 days.")
  • "Partnering more with private and third sectors." (A specific strategy, but lacks the detail of which services would be outsourced.)
  • "Updating and implementing an anti-inflation strategy." (Points to a specific document/need, but doesn't disclose the actual policies within that strategy.)

3. The Concrete (Substantive/Actionable)

In this manifesto, the substance is found primarily in past performance used as a proxy for future results. This candidate is "selling the CV" rather than new, specific promises.
  • "Rebuild our reserves." (This is a concrete financial metric. You can look at the States' balance sheet and see if the Strategic Reserve/Rainy Day Fund has increased. It is a measurable "Win/Loss.")
  • "Encourage growth sectors such as AI, fintech, and medical tourism." (While the "how" is thin, naming specific niches allows the industry to hold them accountable.)

The "Substance Gap" Comparison

This manifesto is more high-level/institutional.
The Verdict: This manifesto uses a lot of "Barnum" language regarding the future (Generalities like "Growth" and "Affordability"), but anchors it with high "Substance" regarding the past (Heathrow routes, Ports merger). The voter is being asked to trust the method (experience) rather than a specific list of deliverables.


Senatorial Analysis: Serena Kersten Guthrie














This is an analysis I will be providing for ALL Senatorial candidates.

https://www.vote.je/candidates/2026/serena-kersten-guthrie/

There is a clear split between "cultural values" (aspirational) and "game plans" (concrete).
Here is the breakdown of what is a "Barnum-style" crowd-pleaser versus a specific target:

1. The Aspirational (Quasi-Barnum Statements)

These are statements that are "universally valid"—no opponent would ever argue for the opposite. They build rapport but lack a specific mechanism for accountability.
  • "Jersey needs alignment, discipline, and a clear plan." (Everyone agrees; the "how" is missing.)
  • "Ensuring decisions are followed through properly." (A standard management goal.)
  • "Policies that reflect modern life." (Vague; "modern life" means different things to different demographics.)
  • "Focus on what matters and get things done." (The quintessential political Barnum statement.)
  • "Cutting government waste." (Universal appeal, but "waste" is rarely defined.)

2. The Semi-Concrete (Directional, but lack "The How")

These identify a specific sector but don't yet provide a measurable metric or a legislative path.
  • "Making it easier for cheaper providers to operate." (Identifies competition as the fix, but doesn't specify which regulations or barriers will be removed.)
  • "Affordable childcare." (A specific target, but lacks a number or a funding model—e.g., "subsidized at X rate.")
  • "Rebooting the local economy." (A goal, not a tactic.)

3. The Concrete (Substantive/Actionable)

These are the "plays" in the playbook. They are specific enough that you can objectively measure if they were achieved.
  • "PE teachers back in primary schools." (Highly concrete. You can count the headcount and the schools. This is a clear "win/loss" metric.)
  • "Transform parish hubs into modern spaces for health." (Specific infrastructure goal.)
  • "Cheaper taxis and cheaper loans." (Specific market interventions.)
  • "Cheaper supermarkets." (A tangible objective, likely implying a change in competition law or planning for a specific entrant like Lidl/Aldi.)

Summary for the Campaign

To move more items from the "Barnum" column to the "Substance" column, a voter would look for "The Drill":
  • Instead of "Reducing waste," identify one specific department or process.
  • Instead of "Working together," identify who you will form a coalition with.
  • Instead of "Supporting families," name a specific tax break or subsidy amount.
The manifesto leans heavily on culture and mindset—which makes sense given her 16 years in elite sport—but the few concrete items (like the PE teachers) are what prevent it from being purely aspirational.

Sunday, 10 May 2026

More Short Stories: In the Shadow of the Rock













In the shadow of the rock let me rest,
In the shadow of the rock let me rest;
When I feel the tempest's shock thrill my breast,
In the shadow of the rock let me rest.

A short story, set in Jersey, loosely based on the hymn of lament, "In the Shadow of the Rock", and taking the view of a German soldier just after Liberation day. After the Liberation of Jersey on 9 May 1945, several hundred German troops remained temporarily to clear mines, barbed wire, and unexploded ordnance. This matches Ernst’s situation perfectly. The work was slow, dangerous, and exhausting; many soldiers were injured or killed during clearance operations. 

In the Shadow of the Rock

The wind came off St Ouen’s Bay like a sigh from the sea, carrying salt and the faint scent of kelp. Ernst Müller trudged along the dunes, his boots heavy with sand, his uniform faded to the colour of dust. The war was over, though the word “peace” still felt foreign on his tongue. He had not fired a shot in months, yet the echo of gunfire lived inside him, a rhythm he could not silence. And each day, barbed wire and mines left after the Occupation were to be cleared, a dangerous task for him and his fellow compatriots, day by day, slow and wearisome.

He was a soldier of the defeated army, left behind when the surrender came. The end of war spoke of  home. But home, for Ernst, was a ruin. Berlin had burned. His wife’s last letter spoke of nights spent in cellars, of bread made from potato peelings, of the children coughing in the smoke. He had read it until the paper tore.

Now he wandered Jersey’s western coast, a stranger among the granite and gorse. Hunger gnawed at him, but worse was the weariness, the kind that seeped into the bones. He had once been a teacher, gentle with chalk and words. War had made him something else, something he never wished to be.

At the edge of the bay stood a rocky outcrop at L’Etacq. There was one great rock, glistening from the tide. He remembered an English hymn he once heard in the little chapel of Bethesda, “In the shadow of the Rock let me rest.” The words came back like a prayer, and he sank down beside it, the stone cool beneath his hand. The sky was bruised with cloud, and the sea murmured its endless lament.

He closed his eyes. The storm within him, the guilt, the loss, the faces of the slave workers, those ragged men he could not save, all pressed against his chest. The Frenchman executed at St Ouen's Manor. Yet here, sheltered by the island’s quiet, he felt calmer. The wind softened. The gulls wheeled above, crying not in anger but in life. He thought of his family, of rebuilding, of teaching again, if such things were still possible.

A farmer passed along the path, an old man with a cart of seaweed. He paused, studying Ernst’s uniform, then nodded without fear or reproach. “You’ll find water at the cottage,” he said simply, and moved on. The kindness struck deeper than any wound. Ernst rose, following the cart’s slow trail inland, toward the promise of shade and rest.

By evening, he sat beneath the rocks on the coast, a cup of water in his hands. The sun broke through the clouds, gilding the granite in gold. He watched it sink behind cliffs, and for the first time in years, he did not flinch at the sound of the wind.

He whispered the hymn again, not as a soldier, but as a man seeking peace: “In the shadow of the Rock let me rest.”


Saturday, 9 May 2026

The Price of Victory



















As we have VE day on Friday and then Liberation day on Saturday, I've dug one from the back catalogue today, from 14th November 2006, but still appropriate as we remember the legacy of World War II. 

The Price of Victory

Desert sand, parched, thirsty days
Bombs, ambushes, the dying ways
Here is the scorpion out at night
Cold is the earth, the dying light.

Missile striking metal, ships sink
This is the bitter cup many drink
Southern seas and island landing
Cold is the earth, few left standing.

Sea breaks on sand, a beach head
Made of blood and bravery dead
Bullets flying, guns blazing out
Cold is the earth, a dead redoubt

Tears of war, falling on the ground
Rain weeps softly, falling all around
Barbed wire, trenches, mist falling
Cold is the earth, cold is the dying.

Small boats creeping in rocky bay
Marching to take town, and today
There will be battle in the heart
Cold is the earth, a bullets part.

Here are the years rolling past
So many wars, so long they last
Remembrance of much despair
Cold is the earth, deaths so dear.