Wednesday 29 September 2021

Cororavirus Watch: Some Statistics








Covid - School Cases

Total new cases reported in schools – 6 September to 10 September
Pupils 53
School staff 2

24 of these cases had attended school that week. The other cases had not yet returned to their schools since the beginning of term.

Total new cases reported in schools – 13 September to 17 September
Pupils 38
School staff 3

Total new cases reported in schools – 20 September to 24 September
Pupils 47
School staff 6

It's too early to say but it does appear as if the cases of pupils is increasing slowly, whereas although the number of school staff is small, it is starting to look like an exponential rise, albeit in its early stages. At present, Deputy Scott Wickenden's strategy of balancing smaller numbers of contact traced against the wider school year groups seems to be paying off. The take-up of vaccines by the 16-17 year old age group - 47% first dose - is probably also helping.

Covid  - General Numbers

The 3 days of the weekend saw:
Seeking healthcare (symptomatic) 21
Travel 28
Admissions 0
Workforce screening 2
Cohort screening 2
Contact tracing 23
Total 76

Of course there is a period of delay before we would see any significant rise from the weekend festivities, but at present seems to have hit a plateau of around 230-240 cases, and one which has been remarkably persistent. The last 6 data points of active cases (today to past) are: 223, 233, 235, 239, 228, 216.

Vaccinations - Trends

Although the statistics download says "weekly", in fact the figures are given in intervals of 3 and 4 days. I've assumed for the purposes of rough calculations that a rate of take-up is a rate per half week. The figures show that the 18-29 year old take-up rate is poor compared to the 16-17 year olds.

18-29 years old:

From a peak in June of over 1,200 a week, with the odd high, this has been declining to around 26 down to 19 over the last 2-3 weeks.

10,399 first dose
68% first dose

This gives around 5,100 still to get their first dose. Even if the current rate increases to (say) 50 take up on first dose, and allowing for the fact that the datasets have an interval of 3-4 days not 7 days that still means around 50 weeks to complete all vaccinations. On a lesser rate of take-up per interval, probably a year and a half.

16-17 years old

1093 first dose
47% first dose

Again this distribution started high but has declined. However the last dataset shows
The last 6 data points (today to past): 26, 19, 19, 20, 60, 72.

This gives around 1,230 still to get their first dose.  The estimate on 50 per dataset would give 12 weeks to complete, and even on 20 new take-ups per interval will give 30 weeks.

Saturday 25 September 2021

The Corn Riots Marching Song




To the rousing tune of Onward Christian Soldiers, a little song from me to celebrate the Corn Riots when about 500 protested in the Royal Square about the artificially high price of corn. 

In 1769, frustrations with food shortages, rising prices, an unfair taxation system, and Jersey's power structure led to the storming of the Royal Court by around 500 Islanders in what became known as The Corn Riots.

Two years later, the Code of 1771 was introduced, establishing controls on the authority of the Royal Court and States Assembly.

Sadly this was not an end to the matter. In 1847, the disease in potatoes hit the Island and at the same time men - military and civil - working on the way between First Tower and St. Aubin, at the time were forced by circumstances to buy bread at St. Helier at an exorbitant price —1s. for a 4-lb. loaf, and 6d. for one half that weight. 

This gave rise to what has since been known as the Jersey "Bread riots," which at the time seemed as though they would assume dangerous proportions. The mob, in fact, went so far as to overpower the attendants and workmen at "The Town Mills," situated at Robin Hood, fetching from thence waggon loads of flour. The military, however, from Fort Regent were called into requisition and a stand made near the "Robin Hood " Inn; the result being that the rioters were quelled with but little injury ensuing.

The Jersey and Guernsey News was very sarcastic about the attitude taken by the States:"It is at such a time that the States, who can lavish thousands of pounds on new harbours to increase the wealth of the rich, the Jurats, legislators, merchants, must grind the miserable pittance which they hand the poor down to nothing."

When the 'tumult and the shouting' had died down, the States decided to make bread again and sell it at 2d per pound. Had this been done earlier, it is possible that the riots might not have happened.

The Corn Riots Marching Song

Onward Jersey heroes
Marching as to war,
With the flag of justice
Going on before.

Corn, the bread of life
High prices the foe
Forward into battle,
Protesting we will go

Justice will now triumph
Greedy men will flee
Onward then protestors
On to victory.

Greedy merchants quiver
Raise the price of maize
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your protests raise.

Like a mighty army
With stick and club and rod
Brothers, to the Royal Court
Where the rich have trod.

We are not divided;
All one body we:
One in voice and clamour
One for all to see

Onward, Jersey people;
Putting right this wrong
Clamour with our voices
In the triumph song:

Five hundred our number
To our message bring
This through countless ages
Now today we sing

Friday 24 September 2021

Discover Lost Jersey - Part 3

I came across an edition of "Discover Jersey" , a guide book written in 1993 by Terry Palmer - that's 28 years ago. While the basic history remains the same, the tourism sites have seen a massive fall, and I thought it would be interesting to explore this guide - and my memories of those places, if I visited them, over the next weeks. The latter are in italics. How much we've lost!















Living Legend

Half a cross-country mile east of the village centre. at La Rue du Pent Aleval, the Living Legend opened in 1992 with the claim to be Jersey’s most exciting visitor attraction. To whet the appetite further. this £8,000,000 investment has a sign warning: if you are half-hearted or of a nervous disposition, do not venture beyond the entrance.

As you are bound to be more intrigued than nervous, you find yourself taking an active part in tracing the island's history. as well as some of its legends. by walking the deck of a Victorian paddle steamer. seeing Lord Hambye slay his dragon, reliving the Battle of Jersey -. there’s so much to do. and quite a range of buildings in which to do it. all of them opening from a large T-shaped courtyard.








The Norman Conquest. Charles II’s exile on the island, the German Occupation. Lillie Langtry. and smuggling and privateering are among the subjects brought to life, your experience among the living 
legend culminating in a 20-minute show.

The financing company Diamond Jersey called in the creators of the Jorvik Centre in York, the Last Labyrinth at Land‘s End. and designers of sets for the Bond films to create the desired effect, and has also built a typical Jersey manor house on this 9-acre (4 hectare) site in the open countryside.




















Open daily 0930-1530. with provisions for, children and wheelchair visitors. Fee around £3.50.

I saw the Living Legend experience when it first came out, and later a revamped version. It was very clever and the way the projectors worked on the sculpted historical figures made it appear as if they really were talking.

The cafe wasn't bad, and there was a Punch and Judy in the summer months, as well as one of the best crazy golf courses (actually two courses cleverly intertwined!) in Jersey, and later on electric go-karts which my children enjoyed. Sometime there would be special events on as well.

The trouble with the Living Legend experience was that once you had seen that part of the venue, you probably wouldn't go back again. They did revamp it, and I saw that as well, but by then it was in decline. The Jersey museum in contrast has a ground floor small exhibition, a film relating to Jersey, and  a large exhibition space - all of which change from year to year, so there is something new to see.

In the gardens of The Living Legend were some small models of old Jersey buildings, like Jersey coastal round towers, and these were a legacy of its predecessor, The Strawberry Farm. From  humble beginnings that expanded to include a cafe (where you could have strawberries and cream as well as other food), glass blowers from Venice, leather workers from Spain, and a gift shop. Unfortunately it ran foul of the Island planning laws, was not permitted  retrospective planning permission, so the owner decided to sell up.




Fantastic Tropical Gardens

The Fantastic Gardens snuggle into a shallow depression in the vingtaine of Augurez, at the head of St Peter’s Valley, and you get your passport at the entrance.



Passport? Certainly. for the gardens are divided into six countries. beginning with Spain and going on to include Japan. China. Morocco. India. Thailand, Mexico and Zaire — that's more than six, but the destinations change. The theme is horticulture. but the plot really is sheer fantasy. with side excursions to see Thai dancers. the Parrot Show featuring Birdjerac and Lillie Langtry. the singing caballero in Mexico, the African Queen that’s nearly as good as the original in the Florida Keys. a seven-foot Buddha. and the Stanley Falls in Zaire. And then there’s the Boot Hill Ghoul! Club.

For something that’s certainly different. come and sample a taste of fantasy. daily Apr-Oct from 0900 until the fun ceases sometime in the evening. Ample parking.

I never went there which I do regret. My friends who went tell me it was great fun.

Thursday 23 September 2021

The Constables: Secret Conspiracy or Paranoid Fantasy?














A Secret Cabal Behind Closed Doors...?

According to Mike Dun, the Constables form a powerful block which means in private meetings, behind closed doors, not presumably, unlike the Secret Order of the Illuminati. He writes:

"Here is a link to the Committee of Constables of Jersey which is clearly a political group. The minutes reveal just how wide-ranging this group is - not just talking about all aspects of law making and the government of Jersey people but actually making decisions in private meetings, behind closed doors that affect us all. So not only a powerful political group but an immensely powerful and covert group of a dozen people who are paid from general public taxation but with only minimal public participation or supervision. https://parish.gov.je/.../Comit%C3%A9-des-Conn%C3..."

"This political group must be subjected to full public examination before the next election in June 2022 and reformed urgently."

Does Reform publish its internal minutes? I'd be interested to know.

But does Mike actually read those minutes. Please note (from the minutes):

"The Comité, with reference to its minute no. 7 of 12th April 2021, approved a response to the Democratic Accountability and Governance Sub-Committee of the Privileges and Procedures Committee on the Democratic Accountability and Governance Review. In general terms, it was not the role of the Comité to comment on the areas outlined in the terms of reference as it did not hold a ‘collective’ view or mandate (the exception being the statutory duty on Connétables when convened as the Supervisory Committee pursuant to the Rates (Jersey) Law 2005). Individual Connétables would make their own comments on Jersey’s system of government; the process (and its effectiveness) for changing ministerial portfolios and moving Ministers around and the accountability and effectiveness of systems for electing Members to ministerial office or Scrutiny. However, the Comité did consider it appropriate to comment in general terms on the convoluted management and governance structure within the Island."

So note "No collective view"!!!!

In fact, all this talk of "making decisions in private meetings, behind closed doors that affect us all" is silly. 

It is incumbent on all elected political authorities to make decisions, and not to seek the decision of the public all the time. The difference is that their decision making is transparent. You can read the minutes! If you don't like it, stand against a Constable in the next election, or bring matters up at a Parish assembly. 

Indeed, that is what elections are for, and because minutes are published- and most of it is pretty mundane admin stuff anyway - you can judge and vote at elections.

Where is the real lack of transparency and secrecy?

The Constables committee publishes its minutes. The Government of Jersey, and especially the Competent Authority, have been hiding all their minutes from public gaze. These "Citizen's Panels" set up - who belongs to them, where are their minutes? We do not know. How can we judge and vote on that? These are the true "shadowy bodies" at the heart of government, who have no transparency.

Block Voting? 

Mike Dun wrotes: "If no other party has more than 12 elected members after the June 2022 Jersey general election - should the 12 Constables automatically form the government?"

But two of them have signed up to the Alliance Party. So should it just be 10 Constables? A simple examination of their voting record shows that they don't all vote the same way anyway anymore, unlike Reform, who as a real party, always do. 

Now around 20 or 30 years ago, there was much more of a case for the Constables all voting the same way, but that was then, and this is now - Mike Dun seems as stuck in a past era as those who decry the Honorary Police as "Hobby Bobbies". 20 or more years ago, people could join the Honorary Police and just pick up what to do as they went along from their peers and superiors. Now, as anyone who joins finds out, there is a rigorous programme of training - in association with the States of Jersey Police - before anyone is allowed to "fly solo"

Just to recap on that: Every officer who joins MUST undergo a foundation course. During that period they are not deployed unsupervised nor given any training on technical equipment which are subject to intensive courses later on in their advanced training.  Courses are arranged and conducted by an approved States of Jersey Police trainer.  Once the foundation course is completed to the satisfaction of the States of Jersey Police training staff, officers are certificated and may thereafter attend further courses for advanced training. 


Likewise, the obligations of a Parish Constable are far greater than 20 years ago. 

The Constables and Party Politics

Mike Dun writes:

"After all, the shift of two Constables has already meant that the Alliance Party has established a theoretical equal claim to be the “majority party” alongside the Constables and not a vote has yet been caste by the electorate… Inevitably this trend will continue into 2022 when more Constables defect to this party of assured status quo with their eyes on “ministerial” jobs. Who among them would really want to continue as a mere backbencher “Constable” with responsibility primarily for emptying the Parish bins?"

Notice how he uses derogatory language wherever possible: "responsibility primarily for emptying the Parish bins?". Perhaps he should look at some Parish accounts. But it's like calling him a "failed election candidate who consistently failed to engage with the electorate", as if that was his main claim to fame.

But from the Minutes of the Constable's Committee: "In general terms, it was not the role of the Comité to comment on the areas outlined in the terms of reference as it did not hold a ‘collective’ view or mandate."

Moreover Constables taking on Ministerial Office has thanks to at least one example, led to a Constable being voted out by the electorate in a contested election - yes they do happen, just as we have seen recently in St Clement.

And the Constable of St Brelade has already said he will stand as an Independent, so that's one against the two. I really don't think the voting record shows Constables defecting as Mike predicts anyway. The two Constables in question are already known for supporting the establishment position. Simon Crowcroft certainly won't. Karen Shenton-Stone is unlikely too do so. Andy Jehan is already critical of the current government, and he's only just been elected. Mike Jackson often is critical of the Council of Ministers. There's a lot of wishful thinking on the Mike Dun's part.

Mike Dun writes: The Constables are potentially a very powerful group – in reality a “political party”

Reform are a party - and they all vote the same way - unlike the Constables. That's not to say it is necessarily a bad thing that they are so consistent, it is just to point out the difference between a real party, and the fantasy that Mike Dun seems to harbour about the Constables. You could just as easily say that the Council of Ministers and the "nodding dogs" among Deputies who support them are "a very powerful group". Despite the Troy rule, they usually manage to muster enough support to even recently fend off a vote of Censure.

Oaths of Office

Obviously aware of the fact that - unlike Reform's voting records - there are differences, Mike tries to fend off criticism with special pleading:

"Being a member of a party does not mean that a person agrees with every policy of that party or group, so Constables can – and do – disagree on some issues sometimes. But they all accept their double duties when they swear their oaths or attend Constables Committee meetings etc and behave in accordance with the vague rules of their 2 offices."

The oath of office has to do with the running of the Parish, and nothing to do with voting the same way. There's nothing mysterious about it.

"You swear and promise, by the faith and oath that you owe to God, that you will well and faithfully discharge the duties and office of Connétable of the Parish of…….; you will cause to be kept the King's Peace; you will protect and uphold to the best of your ability the rights appertaining to the said Parish, and as touching the public welfare thereof, you will be guided by the advice and counsel of the Principals and other officers of the said Parish; which officers you will convene, or will cause to be convened through your Centeniers, regularly to advise on the affairs of the Parish; you will execute the lawful orders of the Lieutenant Governor, of the Bailiff, of his Deputy and of the Judges and Jurats of the Royal Court, as pertaining to their respective offices, attending meetings of the States whenever you are called upon to do so; and all this and your bounden duty you promise upon your conscience to perform."

The dual duty is: a) a duty to their parishioners, and b) a duty to the public of the island by attending meetings of the SoJ. That's it. So in both parts of their duty, their duty is to the electorate who vote them in.

There is a double duty, but the Deputies also have a double duty, albeit a different one, not just to the electorate but also to the monarch.

"You swear and promise before God that you will well and faithfully discharge the duties of (Senator) (Deputy); that you will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second, her heirs and successors, according to Law; that you will uphold and maintain the laws, privileges, liberties and franchises of Jersey, opposing whomsoever may wish to infringe the same; that you will attend the meetings of the States whenever you are called upon to do so; and generally that you will fulfil all the duties imposed upon you by virtue of the said office. All of which you promise to do on your conscience."

Subsidiarity against Centralisation: Why I support the Parish system

Lastly, I would leave this to ponder. As a Distributist, I am committed to the political princilple know as the principle of subsidiarity. This tenet holds that nothing should be done by a larger and more complex organization which can be done as well by a smaller and simpler organization.

In other words, any activity which can be performed by a more decentralized entity should be. This principle is a bulwark of limited government and personal freedom. It conflicts with the drive for centralization and bureaucracy characteristic of the State.

The Parish is an excellent example of that principle. It raises money from the rates to cover expenses, and is run as a very tight ship. Being smaller than the State, it can be more efficient than the State.

Remember when at the 2014 election, there were plans afoot to take rates from the Parishes and put them under a central (and paid) new Department. Rates soaring, more highly paid civil servants (paid for by higher rates), and an increase in central government control over the people of Jersey, with no say at all - rates after all get voted on in a Parish Assembly. 

There was a PWC report (costing £50,000) commissioned to promote it. Oh yes, and that was when the votes voted in a Referendum overwhelmingly to keep the Constables, but never mind the ordinary bloke (or blokess, or trans-block, or bloke-fluid person) in the street, just bring dictat from on top - just as we have had recently with lots of decisions like the pay off for Charlie Parker and the appointment of a new CEO.

The Parish and the Parish Constable can be a bulwark against some of that creeping centralisation of power which, since the Pandemic, we have seen concentrated in even fewer hands - "The Competent Authority Ministers", and which with both that and the Citizen's Panels (membership unknown), have demonstrated a significant lack of transparency.

A Power Grab by the Constables? Truth or fantasy? 

The idea that the Constables, as Mike Dun puts it, will "evolve further after the 2022 elections as the ultra-exclusive party of one dozen" is a fantasy, and his continual obsession with the Constables, seems to be verging on paranoia.

It should be remembered that in 2014, nearly two thirds of those who voted in the Referendum voted in favour of retaining the Constables. Mike has stated in the past that was because his campaign was a one man band without support, so it might fairly be asked why other politicians who supported removing the Constables did not come together as a team. Might the deficiency lie with his own inability to work within a team? 

He has also suggested that the Yes Campaign was financed in a way that money was no object, and had powerful interests working for it. In fact, the core team was around 4 people, only one of whom was a Constable, and it was done cheaply but spending strategically to best effect - the website used the free Weebly system. Approval on strategy and written arguments did come from 11 Constables (not even all unified here) but development of those came from the core group.

A few more questions and answers:

Mike says of the Constables: "….once elected they decide for themselves how to keep busy and how to make best use of their time serving their parish, or the government aka “States” or their own personal interests."

The same is true of Parish Deputies, except they have no statutory obligations regarding their time apart from attendance of the States - which Constables also have. Deputies can be proactive or they can just sit back and take the money - much more so than Constables. Why on earth bring up such facile statements of fact and present them as exceptional?

"They are likely to become the “upper level” of government from which Ministers will be recruited –"

Very unlikely after a Constable was booted out after trying to combine Ministerial role and Parish role, and the Parishioners - the Parish electorate - felt neglected. That lesson was well learnt! They may become Assistant Ministers but they are well aware of the dangers of being Ministers.

"They are each provided with a comfy Parish office with a parking space and supportive staff"

Ministers and Assistant Ministers also get their own comfy States offices with supportive staff. In fact the civil servants there support them politically unlike Parish staff who do and must not get involved politically. 

"Constables presumably receive a free bus pass if they are old enough and their pension entitlements but what happens if they are sick or unable to “work” for either job is a bit uncertain."

The same is true of every class of States member. Why on earth bring up such facile statements of fact and present them as exceptional?

In fact, if Deputies are sick and unable to work, nobody deputises for them, while the Procureur deputises for the Constable for Parish matters (and if there is a conflict of interest, such as presiding over hustings for the election of a Constable).

Mike says: "once “elected” and sworn before the Royal Court it is not so certain how they can be removed – except by rejection through the ballot box which is very rare - or by Royal Court “decree."

There is nothing to stop anyone contesting a Constable's election in their Parish. Except for St Helier, Constables have to live in the Parish. St Helier - because of commercial interests historically - has had many Constables who lived in nice pleasant rural areas and have no real participation in living in the Parish until the current incumbent.

The case of St John shows that when a Constable oversteps the mark, they can be held to account by a Parish Assembly, and even by the Royal Court for violating their oath of office. The fact that a sitting Constable was able to persuade Procureurs to agree with him showed that clearer guidelines were needed to avoid such a convoluted process in future, but the fact that it did work demonstrated that Constables are accountable to the electorate of the Parish. 

The Real Secret Groups

Who sits on Citizen's Assemblies, such as the one for Climate Change? Surely it is desirable for people to know so we can see their background and expertise. But an FOI request tells you this is "a private matter". They do really meet in secret, publish a report with recommendations, but no minutes showing discussions they have, and are help accountable to no-one. 

The same is true of the Treasury Advisory Panel which gave us a Debt Strategy. How can we judge their expertise if we don't know who they are? All minutes of meetings are hidden behind a cloak of secrecy. The same is true of the Citizen's Panel to develop the criteria for choosing the site of the hospital.

These groups really are " making decisions in private meetings, behind closed doors that affect us all.". And we know that because apart from the bare and obvious fact that they do confer together, minutes are not publicly available, membership is not publicly available.

Sunday 19 September 2021

TV Shows I enjoyed in the last century: 1-6

No particular order, just as they come to mind.












TV Shows I enjoyed in the last century: 1. Telly Addicts.

My guilty secret! I do enjoy the odd game show.

This was a BBC1 game show that aired from 3 September 1985 to 29 July 1998, and hosted by Noel Edmonds. All questions were based on television programmes past and present, and generally took the form of a short clip being shown followed by a series of questions either specifically about the clip or more generally about the programme from which it had been taken. Two teams sat opposite each other on sofas. It was rather fun!
















TV Shows I enjoyed in the last century: 2. Dixon of Dock Green.

Evening all! I grew up on this one from an early age. It ran from 1955 to 1976, so it actually predated me! I always remember its theme tune, and the way in which episodes finished with a few words to camera from Dixon in the form of philosophy on the evils of crime. Despite being deemed "cosy", it actually changed in the 1970s and became a much more gritty series. I watched some of those later episodes and it still stands out fairly well.

But probably the most infamous line is one which comes up in outtake shows. Victor Maddern has to say "It's down at Dock Green nick!" After "It's down at Dock Green dick!" and "It's down at Dick Green dock!", Maddern asks the director 'Couldn't I just say "It's down at the nick?".
Things you didn't know: "he British music hall song "Maybe It's Because I'm a Londoner" is used as the theme song. Dixon gets shot and killed in the movie "The Blue Lamp" (1950) playing the same character who appears in the TV show. You can't keep a good man down!



TV Shows I enjoyed in the last century: 3. Bird of Prey (1982).

Described as British techno-thriller television serial for the computer age, it starred Richard Griffiths and Carole Nimmons as Henry and Anne Jay: Henry is a humble civil servant who finds that he and his wife are drawn into a conspiracy involving the mysterious Le Pouvoir organisation. Using his skill with computers, he tries to stay one step ahead of those sent to kill him!

Episode titles are computer related - Input Classified, Process Priority, Mode Murder, Printout Urgent, And the titles have a PacMan type images chasing Griffiths (as a pixel pig) across the screen. Griffiths is excellent and it still stands up as a thriller, albeit one which is now nostaligia rather that up to date! 

After all, the high-tech his character buys are a modem, and the latest model Apple PC which the salesgirl informs him has “64K memory, disk drive main, storage for 120,000 characters”.
Also memorable for one of two appearances (of about 60 seconds) of my school friend Nigel Miles who had decided to be an actor. Sadly he died young (of AIDs) in the late 1990s.



TV Shows I enjoyed in the last century: 4. Through the Keyhole.
 
Remember the odd posh English/Bronx of Loyd Grossman ("David, it's oerver to you!"), and David Frost ("Hello, Good Evening, and Welcome"), with his pal Willie Rushton always as one of the guest celebrity panel. And "Who lives in a hoise like this?" (house, but I'm trying to get that accent in print)! It was great fun, especially for nosey people to play detective and then watch the panel do it, often with humour from Rushton.

Loyd treks through famous people's houses looking for clues as to who's house it is. Then the three celebrity panellists by making assumptions and asking questions have to guess who it is. And the real fun is that at this point you are told whose house it is but they don't know! Then the person comes through the Keyhole shaped entrance and has a short chat with David Frost (who is of course perfect at that).

A celebrity panel show - set as a game, but we all know it isn't really, because the banter is the joy, not getting a winner. I do like those very much when done well, and this one was.
Sadly they tried to revive it without Frost (dead), Rushton (dead) or Grossman (moved on) and it was rubbish!

"This should tell us something, maybe quite a bit, about the persons that live there..."
"Watch closely because, remember, the clues are there, as we go through... the keyhole."
"Who'd live in a house like this? David, it's over to you."
"And now for our studio audience, but not for our panel, here's whose house it is."



TV Shows I enjoyed in the last century: 5 Howard's Way (1 September 1985 to 25 November 1990)

Romantic trysts, boat building, sailing races, high fashion and the odd millionaire. The series deals with the personal and professional lives of the wealthy yachting and business communities in the fictional town of Tarrant on the south coast of England, and was filmed on the River Hamble and the Solent.
Perfect light viewing, and who can forget the series one cliffhanger when the daughter trips and plunges off a jetty into the water? Terry Wogan joked that she was underwater for a year until the next season!
 
It had a wonderful cast of characters brilliantly played by a great cast (Maurice Colbourne excellent in the lead, Stephen Yardley as a rather crooked businessman, Glyn Owen, Tony Anholt), lots of scenes of sailing and scenery (which I really enjoyed watching), and a fashionable outfits boutiques (which was the most boring part of the show for me). The memorable theme music was by Simon May (and recorded as a song "Always there" by Marti Webb) https://youtu.be/dwoeSQMz7VU.



TV Shows I enjoyed in the last century: 6. Sale of the Century.

Another admission about a game show! Made by Anglia Television, was presented by veteran broadcaster Nicholas Parsons from 1971 until 1983 and was made famous by its catchphrase: "And now from Norwich, it's the quiz of week...."

When Sale of the Century was imported to the UK Nicholas Parsons threw out all the crappy US questions and wrote his own for the whole first series.

Peter Hallam, the father of my best friend at school, actually got on the show, and I think managed to get £100 and a few prizes before losing - not the riches available, which was usually a car or holiday, but not bad.

Did you know? Nicholas Parsons overcame a life-long stammer from being left handed and forced to use his right hand! And as well as being an actor, and the longest ever serving radio quiz show host ("Just a Minute"), he had also trained in clock repairing, and presented the fascinating programme "Marie Antoinette's Watch".
 
He studied engineering at the University of Glasgow and then serve an apprenticeship at a pump and turbine firm in Clydebank, Dunbartonshire where his humour came to fore in get his tough workmates to like him - he did an brilliant impersonation of their boss! From there, showbusiness beckoned...!

Saturday 18 September 2021

Blake’s Seven Remembered


This was occasioned by Blake's Seven being repeated on the "Forces Channel" on satellite.  I've watched a few episodes and it still stands up remarkably well. 

Blake’s Seven Remembered

Blake’s Seven: Now On Satellite TV
The perfect place for The Way Back
The Liberator in orbit, there to see
And the Federation on Blake’s track

Totalitarianism, docility drugging
Champion of justice: Blake’s Way
Jena, Vila, Avon together bring
Escaping to fight another day

Gan died, Blake left, and Jena too
And then it was just Avon’s Five
Always Servalan arrives, on cue
A final ending: no heroes alive

Memories of days when I was young
Space Opera adventures so far flung



Friday 17 September 2021

Discover Lost Jersey - Part 2

I came across an edition of "Discover Jersey" , a guide book written in 1993 by Terry Palmer - that's 28 years ago. While the basic history remains the same, the tourism sites have seen a massive fall, and I thought it would be interesting to explore this guide - and my memories of those places, if I visited them, over the next weeks. The latter are in italics. How much we've lost!

Discover Lost Jersey - Part 1

















Retreat Farm Carnations

Retreat Farm Carnations. also trading as the Jersey Flower Centre in the north-west corner of the parish. claims to be the largest grower of carnations in the British Isles and the largest mail-order florist in the world. its biggest glasshouse. open to visitors' inspection. covers 5 acres (20,500 sq m) and holds almost 300,000 plants — and there are two smaller glasshouses.

Come here for flower-arranging demonstrations. to learn how to create a semi-arid garden. or to check up on many aspects of wildlife in the flamingo lake. the Wildfowl sanctuary. or the koi carp reserve.

Open daily Apr-Oct 0930-1730; ample free parking.

Nearby attractions: Living Legend and Fantastic Gardens in St Peter. Jersey Butterflies in St Mary.

If my memory serves me correctly this later became the venue for Jersey Goldsmiths with the Lion Park, and then even more recently Tamba Park with its animatronic dinosaurs. I went up when it was Jersey Goldsmiths, and they actually had the car that Jim Bergerac used to drive in the TV series. You could also pan for gold, there was a model boat lake, and quite extensive walks. Alas, the age of the dinosaurs passed me by: I meant to visit, but never did.

















St Peter’s Bunker and Jersey Motor Museum

Two tourist attractions stand almost wall-to-wall in the centre of the village. a little to the north of the runway. St Peter‘s Bunker changed its name from the Occupation Museum to avoid confusion with other such locations. and the Jersey Motor Museum is also known as the Car Museum

The bunker, built in 1942 to command this major crossroads and guard the airport approach, housed 33 men in seven small rooms. All of which now hold what is claimed to be the largest collection of Occupation relics in Jersey. The part-underground bunker has been used in location shots for numerous films. and its Enigma decoding machine. one of the few surviving. has featured in other films.

As a museum of the Occupation. it gives graphic details of island life between 1 July 1940 and 10 May 1945. including many manufactured necessities of life that the people had to replace for themselves. From shoes and radios to saucepans.



















The Motor Museum displays cars — Jaguars. Rolls-Royces. an early Talbot, and many more — but that’s only a part of it. Many of the vehicles have historical connections, such as the Phantom III that General Bernard Montgomery used while planning the Normandy landings. and cars that the Germans abandoned at the war's end. There's also a carriage saved from the Jersey Railway Company.

Both displays are open Mar-Sep daily 1000-1700 and share a car park.

This was at the back of what is now The George Carteret but back then was St Peter's Bars. My father's business was just up the road, and we would occasionally go there for lunch. This was the 1970s and it was a holiday job, accounts preparation from records, typing up minutes, and annual return form for companies on pre-printed paper. It was the days when technology consisted of an electric typewriter and tippex, carbon paper if typing up accounts or letters, and a mechanical crank handled adding machine!

I remember enjoying egg, chip and beans - I suspect the menu has moved a bit upmarket since those days. A friend of mine's father, Peter Hallam, had been at the British Airways booking office near the tunnel, but when that closed, he got a seasonal job at the Motor Museum, so we could go in for free.


Saturday 11 September 2021

Memory Time



Memory Time

The bones ache, and I feel so old
Like an hourglass running out
Time steals away the life I hold
Until the last grain of doubt

Springs of the clock wind down
Its pendulum once so very high
Slowing; the clockface a frown
Ticking ceasing with a sigh

It is one minute to midnight
Bonfire of vanities now ember
Hours marked by cold star light
Distant time: much to remember

Between past and future: it is now
That was the wisdom of the Tao





Friday 10 September 2021

Discover Lost Jersey - Part 1

I came across an edition of "Discover Jersey" , a guide book written in 1993 by Terry Palmer - that's 28 years ago. While the basic history remains the same, the tourism sites have seen a massive fall, and I thought it would be interesting to explore this guide - and my memories of those places, if I visited them, over the next weeks. The latter are in italics. How much we've lost!


Discover Lost Jersey - Part 1














Tourism Office

The smart building on the north-west side of Liberation Square holds the Tourist Office but it was originally the station for the Jersey Railway Company which in 1870 started laying a track from here along the coast to St Aubin, perhaps the easiest place in all the Channel Islands to put a railway line. 

In 1884 the owners did the seemingly impossible by pushing the line over the 200 ft contour on its way west. ending first at La Moye and. with a last thrust, reaching La Corbiére in 1899; much of the course of this section of line survives as a pleasant walking route. But even before this final stretch was laid. the several changes in ownership indicated that this was not a highly profitable venture; at one time the line's proprietor was the man who also ran the Guernsey Railway Company. which was doing no better.

The last train from St Helier into St Aubin in the 1936 season arrived on 30 September. It was also the last train the JRC was ever to run as. 18 days later. St Aubin station and much of the rolling stock was destroyed by fire.

I remember when it was there. Since then it moved to a custom building, rather off the beaten track, around the corner, then to the Jersey Museum, and now finally to within Liberation Station, which I think is a good move as when it was in Liberation Square, the bus station was just over the road in plane sight. Incidentally, does anyone remember when the square was first created, the French consul of the day decided to park where they always did, close to the tourism office - and on the newly paved pedestrian area. It caused quite a stir!

































Fort Regent

Drive east from Liberation Square and within a minute you’re in the tunnel carved under Mount Bingham, upon which sits Fort Regent. To visit this bastion built to keep Napoleon at bay. you need to drive south and come up Fort Regent Road to the car park, unless it‘s already full. On foot. your best approach is from Snow Hill in the north where elevators offer an alternative to the steep ramp. as the cable car is not operating.

Today this old bastion is the Fort Regent Leisure Centre, capped by a dome 190ft (58m) in diameter. There was considerable local opposition to the conversion, some people referring to it as the Jersey white elephant, but at a cost of around £4,000,000 the project went ahead, giving the island its largest concentration of family entertainment. Throughout the summer season there are live daytime activities, except on Monday; evening entertainment targeted at the entire family; top name performers in the 2,000-seat Gloucester Hall which can double as a sports arena: and a wide range of other attractions. which make the centre a miniature version of an American theme park.

The schedule is subject to change. but you should have a selection which includes The Lillie Langtry Story, The German Bunker. The World of the Sea with its own sharks. Humfrey’s Playland which recalls the forts architect John Hambly Humfrey, a fairground, and much more. The season is Easter to early October.

By this time, the cable cars had stopped. And now it is a bare ghost of its former self. I remember going to various events in the Gloucester Hall - the Jersey Symphony Orchestra summer proms, a song and dance group doing ABBA songs, and even further back, Mike Yarwood at the height of his fame. I also still have an electronic Westminister chimes clock from the Ideal Homes exhibitions which used to take place there. The last time I went to the Fort, of course, was for a vaccination.













Royal Square - Library

Public Library. The library, founded in 1736, is at the western end of Royal Place in a building dating from 1886. The benefactor. the Rev Philip Falle. included a number of 16th-cem books in his bequest,

The new library is actually far better, more accessible and with more books and facilities. Living in St Brelade, I made use of the Les Quennevais Library and never went to the town one, but my ex-wife actually worked there. During the move to the new library, it was discovered that one of the chief librarians had been secretly selling off reserve books (out of print) and I believe may have gone to prison as a result. It only came to light because the checking of reserve stock involved in the move.

Esplanade - Occupation Museum. 

St Helier's Occupation Museum is at 9, the Esplanade; there are other mementos of those grim war years at St Peter's Bunker, the Underground Hospital. Lewis Tower and Kempt Tower on St Ouen‘s Bay, the Strawberry Farm. Elizabeth Castle and the Hougue Bie. but don’t let that deter you from seeing the one in town. Here the theme appeals directly to the visitor from Britain with the question: what might have happened had Hitler invaded the mainland? “It was a near thing!" the museum adds. In addition to the expected displays of small arms, there are remnants of equipment buried for years in tunnels at t Peter. and reminders of how the islanders lived. not knowing at the outset whether liberation would come in their lifetime Original letters and documents add colour to this grim story. but the main exhibit is a video. compiled by Channel Television, of people reliving their experiences under the Nazi jackboot.

Still there in 1998, it had gone by 2018, replaced by One Specs and Flavour Cafe. I remember visiting it with my children when  they were very young. 

Saturday 4 September 2021

Tumbledown




A rather personal poem today, as I reflect on those sickening moments when I lost my balance, and just felt myself fall so swiftly, out of control, and in the process fractured my shoulder blade.

Tumbledown

I am spinning round and round
Into a world of shock and pain
Breaking apart, a fracture plain
And standstill: as I hit the ground

Falling head over heels, downed
A shockwave travels to my brain
I am spinning round and round
Into a world of shock and pain

Arm in a sling, restricted, bound
As if trapped by heavy chain
Into a world encircled with pain
I well recall the dreadful sound
I am spinning round and round


Friday 3 September 2021

1954 Hotels and Tourism - Part 12

1954 Hotels and Tourism - Part 12

1954, and this month I will be looking at my Chamber of Commerce 1954 Holiday guide, I am struck by how many of the hotels listed here have vanished. In this blog I look at some of those listed, and also at some of the breaking news for that year. I've also tried to check where the hotels were and what replaced them.


To set the scene for the year, here are some events during 1954.

The case of  Nicolle v. Wigwam is interesting in that it went all the way to the Judicial Committee of the Privy Council.

Arthur Villeneuve Nicolle (Appeal No. 13 of 1951) v Henry Frederick James Wigram and Another (Jersey) [1954] UKPC 17 (27 April 1954)

It was a dispute which hinged on ownership of a road. Nicholle claimed ownership, but the Parish also claimed ownership. Wigram was involved as he bought a property which backed onto the road and made alterations, which Nicholle said he had no right as he owned the road. The transfer of the road from private hands to the Parish seems to have not been recorded in the Court land records, but apparently not all transitions did so back then.

The issue of the action depends upon the question whether the chemin is a private road (chemin particulier) belonging to the Appellant or a public road (chemin public) belonging to the Parish of St. Martin.

The Constable of St Martin, Thomas de Gruchy, answered these questions among others:

Q. Would you please explain to the Court what exactly is " Bannelais " ?—A. The Bannelais are the sweepings from the road, also Defendant. ground which may have fallen from the hedges. They are heaped by the roadmen along the sides of the road and are sold in lots. 39. Q. Is the Bannelais only sold from roads which belong to the Parish ?—A. Yes

47. Q. Do I understand that you have said that this road in dispute 10 is in your opinion a public road ?—A. It is. 48. Q. How do you think this became a public road ?—A. From the records of the Parish from 1866 onwards.

Charles Billot, the previous Constable gave these among his answers:

In 1947 did Major Wigram come to you about this roadway ? —A. Yes..
Q. Will you tell the Court in your own words why he came to see you ?—
A. Major Wigram came to ask me about placing windows in the wall, so I said we had to have a Roads Committee on the spot. We held a Roads Committee there, with the full understanding that we had full right to do so. He also came to see me about passing pipes after he had installed a " Tuke and Bell." He wanted to pass the overflow through the pipes to the sea, and the Committee allowed him to do so. 
 Q. At that date, then, you had no knowledge that there were any other claims to that road ?— 
A. Absolutely none. 
Q. Had you known that road yourself many years ?—
A. From a boy. We used to run through it to go to bathe, and in the eighties there were soldiers there, first Infantry, and then Artillery; they had a sentry outside the big doors and they never stopped you. We were free to go there as we liked.  
Q. Have you ever known the Government repair the road ? A. No.
Q. There is no doubt in your mind that the road described as behalf of " embranchement allant Nord des Barracks " is, in fact, the road about Defendant upon which the present lawsuit is brought ? — A. None whatever.

Edward Llewellyn Bayntum Roberts also gave evidence:

Q. Did you have negotiations with the Parish of St. Martin with regard to that road ?—A. Yes. 
Q. When was that approximately ?—A. Somewhere about the beginning of 1925, I should think. 
Q. So that if I told you that those negotiations actually took place in December of 1924, that would be correct ?—A. Yes. 
Q. Would you now in your own words, very slowly explain to the Court the nature of the negotiations which took place between you, as your wife's agent, and the Parish, with regard to the road which leads from the main entrance of the Barracks to the sea ?—A. They started with a conversation with the then Constable over a wall which I was actually building opposite " La Chaire." The query came up as to whom the road to the Barracks belonged. It was in a very bad state. I wanted no responsibility over it and if it belonged to the Barracks I was quite pleased to get rid of it. The Roads Committee then came down and confirmed that they would be pleased to take it over. The matter was settled in that 30 way and I took them up to the house and gave them refreshments. 
Q. Am I to take it that there was some doubt regarding the ownership of that road around the Barracks ?A. There was some doubt, but I cannot remember quite how it arose. 
Q. Can I take it that you particularly remember the visit of the Roads Committee in December, 1924, because there was a party afterwards ? —
A. Yes. 
Q. After the visit of the Roads Committee, did you consider that the road had been transferred to the Parish ?—A. Definitely.

The Appellant failed and had to pay all costs!

More can be read here:


Judgement:
  


April 1954

21.. At an ecclesiastical assembly held at St. John. it was announced by the Rector. the Rev. J. Ward-Booth, that he had cancelled his resignation and had decided to stay on. The English Folk Dance and Song Society hold folk dance party at West Park Pavilion.

22.. Public meetings held at the Town Hall of persons interested in the preservation of St. Ouen’s Bay. it being decided to raise funds and petition the States. At Springfield the. Jersey Schoolboys won the “Star” trophy, Guernsey being defeated 2. 1 after extra time; in Guernsey, Jersey was defeated in the Junior Muratti 3. 1.

25 British Legion hold annual St. George’s Day supper, His Excellency being the guest of honour.

26.-Before a sitting of the Full Court to-day R. J. Harris (26), T. F. Laverty (28) and A. Moody (19) were sentenced for highway robbery eat Mont Caches. each accused receiving 13 months’ imprisonment, D.W. White. charged with indecency towards two boys. was sentenced to two years‘ simple imprisonment. (A distinguished visitor during part of the proceedings was Admiral Nimitz, in command the US. Fleet in the Pacific during; the last war.)-. At a special sitting in the Royal Court which followed, G. E. Allen. charged with false pretences and who lied, changed his plea to guilty, was sentenced to four months’ hard labour. Brlg-y-Don Bal Masque field at West Park Pavilion. John Marriner’s Easter Parade variety Show opens at The Forum.

27.. Privy Council upholds judgment of the Royal Court in the case Nicolle v. Wigwam, in which judgment had been given to the defendant. His Excellency the Lt-Governor and family make tour of Mont Orgueil Castle. Conclusion of Jersey Table Tennis Association tournament held at the Badminton Hall. Annual dinner of Jersey Round Table, the national president being a guest.

28.. -Special sitting of States approves housing policy. £300,000 to build houses for letting being voted; the Insular insurance Committees recommendations were also approved, amendments to .in~ mess: benefits to be prepared.~. Representative meeting at the Town hall discusses suggestions for Jersey Festival for May, 1955.


29. States: St. Ouen’s Bay petition presented and referred to the Natural Beauties Committee; a Bill to amend the Building Loans Law was adopted; the amended rule on leave recently presented by the Civil Service Board was withdrawn ; a Projet de Loi on admission to the Jersey Bar and dealing with examination in local law was taken in second reading and lodged ; proposed regulations regarding
public rank taxis were withdrawn after discussion; it was announced that the embargo on the export of cattle to the USA. Had been lifted. Magpies win the Upton final in Guernsey, defeating the Guernsey Rangers 4-1; the game was broadcast from the offices of " The Evening Post."-. -Jersey Dog Club spring show held at Springfield, there being a large entry.


30.. Severe frost seriously damages the potato crop in various parts of the Island, the frost both black and white, being the worst for several years. Three Parishes bull show held at La Pompe, St. Mary. ~Annual dinner of Royal Artillery Association. Royal Jersey Golf Club hold annual dinner at Grouville Hall Hotel, His Excellency and the Bailiff being the principal guests.

Hotels and Guest Houses 1954






St James Street now renamed Rue de Funchal, this was storage buildings in 2018, but may have gone now as part of the new development.








Another 3rd Register Hotel, now Tradewind House (business premises)





Now a private house. These smaller houses, functioning as guest houses during the early tourism boom, often with shared bathroom and toilet facilities, were unable to convert during John Rothwell's 1980s drive to move tourism facilities upmarket with en suite rooms.






Now it is just a house, but Laurence of Arabia once stayed here:
http://www.vingtaine.org/plaques/MountBingham.html