A Few Limericks

I haven't done any limericks for a while, and recent tooth problems gave rise to the first. For the others, look to some current Jersey politicians.

There was an old man who went mental
Over all the teeth fillings so dental
And he once lost a crown
Which had made him frown
And said please don’t hurt me, be gentle!

There was a politician who turned back the clock
And although it is so very cruel to mock
Just like Ancient Rome
The Senators came home
That very mischievous Deputy in a frock.

There was a politician so full of hot air
That it always made me despair
He opened his mouth wide
And the words went to hide
Except vibrant, which I really can’t bear

There was a politician who gave perfume and chocs

And he could have ended up in the stocks

The lady he gave them to

Said "stay away, you"

"And please stop stalking me like a fox"

A politician said they were leaving the States

Said goodbye to her better way mates
It was now a bitter way
So she called it a day
And in a huff left all the rest to their fates

There was once a Vegan whose name was Percival

Who objected strongly to the Notting Hill Carnival

Because carnival comes from meat

And the organisers admitted defeat

So next year they will hold a fine "Vegeval"