BBC Radio Jersey's challenge - a poem with three of the words - ubiquitous, sorry, Jersey and car.
I could have added sorry, but that might have been showing off.
And so - a poem linked to peak oil, and the prospect that one day petrol cars will be defunct...
Sooner than you think.
Ubiquitous rusting shells, as I pass by,
Once the glory, joy of salesman's eye;
But now, no more, those days no more;
And I see the hungry faces at the door,
As I ride by a house, brickwork decayed;
Didn't they listen? Peak oil to be paid:
A future cost, and so one dreadful day,
The pumps ceased, petrol went away;
And Jersey fell to silence on the road,
Where once the motor car bestrode;
No more fumes, and no more speed,
And I ride by upon my trusty steed.
PPC Lodges vote of Censure against Deputy Andrew Lewis. - Deputy Andrew Lewis The Privileges and Procedures Committee (PPC) has lodged a PROPOSITION today asking the island's parliament to censure Deputy Andrew ...
9 hours ago