Some Topical Nursery Rhymes

Some Topical Nursery Rhymes

Possibly not to everyone's taste, but a fresh look at a few nursey rhymes with an eye on the news:

Oh the Grand Old Duke of York
He was hiding in his den
His helicopter flew to the top of the hill
And he played much golf again
And when he was trade envoy he was up
And he lost his gown, and came down
And when the police turned right up
He was certainly feeling down.

Sarah and Andrew went up the hill
To meet a rascal plotter
Andrew fell down, and lost his crown
And Sarah came tumbling after.

See Saw Epstein Saw,
Leaks are coming out faster
Names and details coming each day
Because it is such a disaster