Friday, 13 January 2017

First Air Cargo of Cattle from Jersey








BBC News reported on 9th January 2017 that:

“Jersey cows are being used as a key part of a project to improve milk production in Rwanda.
Thousands of straws of Jersey bull semen are being sent to the African country to help breed more productive animals. Jersey crossed cows produce up to eight times more milk than the native Ankole longhorns, and also require less feed”

But in days gone by, it was the cattle, rather than their semen, which made the trips abroad. I came across this interesting story about a first for Jersey cattle, while digging through old stuff at the Jersey library.

In March 1949, there was the first ever air cargo of cattle from Jersey. Eight heifer calves about two months old were loaded into an Air Transport (Charter) Channel Islands Limited Dakota. They would be flying all the way to Nairobi, without unloading on the way.

This unusual cargo was seen on its way by the Lieutenant Governor, Lieutenant-General Sir Arthur Edward Grasett, Lady Grasett, and Miss Mary Grasett and the Bailiff, Sir Alexander Coutanche as well as representatives of Messrs  H.W. Maillard (who had made the arrangements). It also attracted quite a crowd of States officials, interested breeders and other spectators.

They were loaded into special pens on the plane, with sawdust bedding, and the plane went to Eastleigh, Southampton for customs clearances, and then flew to Blackbushe Aerodrome where 14 more calves and 6 dogs joined them on their travels.

From Blackbushe, they flew to Malta, and via El Adem, across the Sahara desert to Wadi Hifa, Khartoum, and Juba in Southern Sudan to Nakuru on the equator in Kenya. Some of the animals would be unloaded there, and the rest would be taken on to Nairobi.

Special feeding arrangements were in place, and on the way back to Jersey, the Dakota took a cargo of bullocks from Khartoum to Castle Benito in North Africa.

Three of the calves went to Mr F.A. Harris and five to Commander Watts-William, both of Kenya.

The names of the calves were as follows:

Dreaming Fairy of the Poplars
Farineuse’s Viola
Evergreen Snowdrop
Jester’s Dream
Dixie’s Lady
Princess Louise
Le Cotil Missie 6th
Reticulata

I love those names. You don't think of cows having names, but farmers obviously do.

It is interesting to note that the World Cattle Bureau says:

The Jersey Cattle Society of Kenya was founded in 1936 to "encourage & improve the breeding of Jersey Cattle in Kenya". Despite the ups & downs, still flourishes & remains committed to promoting the Jersey as the ideal dairy animal for Kenya, & in particular the small-scale farmer

And the latest report from the Society says:

"The Jersey Cattle Society of Kenya was founded in 1936 and has been serving small-holder dairy farmers ever since. The Society's current Chairman is Julius Mutea, who keeps a small herd of Jerseys on his zero grazing unit near Ngong. We are proud that many judges in previous years have said that Kenyan Jerseys would compete favourably in shows anywhere in the world."

"The Jersey judge at the 2009 Brookside Livestock Breeders Show and Sale said "With Jersey cattle winning all the Interbreed classes and competitions against all the other dairy breeds, this convinces me that the Jersey should indeed be the breed of choice for all small, medium and large scale farmers in Kenya. The Jersey breed is the only dairy breed around the world that is increasing in numbers, so surely the rest of the world cannot be wrong!" Jersey cows produce milk which is higher in both fat and protein content than other breeds."

Milk with a high protein percentage is sought after globally for its superior cheese yields, and hence the increasing popularity of Jerseys worldwide. In Africa where protein can be unaffordable for many, Jersey milk is an ideal highprotein food source.

It is good to see the Jersey both in Rwanda and Kenya both serving a social function in improving the diet of poorer Africans. As Carolyn Labey, Chair of JOA, said of the recent export: "This is sustainable development at its best, and people in Jersey should be enormously proud of the fact that we are making a permanent improvement to the quality of an entire nation's dairy herd, and in so doing assisting many people out of poverty with better nutrition and on to better lives."

References
JEP, 1949 
http://kenyalivestockshow.org/pdf/2010/Jersey.pdf


Thursday, 12 January 2017

The States Innovation Fund: A Disaster Waiting to Happen


















The States Innovation Fund: A Disaster Waiting to Happen

Now that the Auditor-General’s report is out, a lot of blame will undoubtedly accrue to Mike King, who has just resigned as Chief Officer for EDD. That may well divert attention from other failings by others, or statements made which should not have been made by others in defence of the fund.

The Case of Philip Ozouf

The report states:

06 Nov 2014 New appointment as Minister for Economic Development with responsibility for the Fund. Assistant Chief Minister (Senator Ozouf) assigned responsibility for Innovation

12 Jan 2015 B Board advised that Assistant Chief Minister with responsibility for innovation would have delegated responsibility from Minister for Economic Development to approve loans from the Fund

01 Jun 2015 Approval of loan applications delegated to Assistant Chief Minister with responsibility for innovation.


So Senator Ozouf appears to have been effectively signing off loan applications as approved, which no doubt explains why he has recently tweeted “Expect proper analysis on performance of officials”, suggesting blame will be shifted firmly off his shoulders, and probably onto those of the hapless Mike King, who has resigned, and no doubt signed a gagging order as part of his resignation deal.

ITV ran this news story in June 2016:

Jersey's Assistant Chief Minister says the buck stops with him when deciding to pay out loans to innovative new businesses. Yet Senator Philip Ozouf admitted that the Innovation Fund Board does not have the mandate to monitor the progress of such companies once the loans have been given. He said that checks and balances could be improved.

He received a grilling from backbenchers in the States today following ITV's investigation into the Innovation Fund, which pointed to one company disappearing from the island after getting a £400,000 loan. Public Accounts Committee chairman Deputy Andrew Lewis asked the Minister:"What follow up checks are made on successful applications of the Innovation Fund to ensure they are meeting their business objectives?"

After States' Question Time, Deputy Lewis told ITV he is not satisfied with the Minister's response.

He has not given me enough assurance that sufficient checks are made, he implied that they are in the process of improving this, which further suggests that follow up checks in the past have been inadequate.


It is clear that nothing was done to improve matters, also that Philip Ozouf knew about defects in the mandate of the board but had done nothing between responsibilities being delegated to him in June 2015.

As the JEP also reported:

THE board which granted a £400,000 States loan to a company which may have disappeared ‘acted properly’, the assistant Chief Minister has said.

Senator Ozouf said: ‘What I can say is that I am totally satisfied, and have been throughout the procedures. The ongoing review process of what’s happening with the company has continued and that continues to this day. Let’s be clear, there are going to be some businesses that are not going to succeed.’


No doubt the good Senator will find ways of explaining why defects were not remedied since he was aware of them, and also thought the board was acting properly. He might also care to explain why he approved loan applications despite the defects highlighted in the report.

As the Senator said in 2016:

“As members will recall, the Fund passed formally to the Chief Minister’s office on January 1st of this year. Prior to this, I had delegated responsibility for the Fund as an Assistant Minister in Economic Development.”

“The Chief Minister has delegated responsibility for innovation to me and I am therefore responsible and accountable to this Assembly for the Fund, including all Ministerial decisions, past, future and present, that are associated with it.”


Will he take responsibility for the failings shown in this report? Will the buck stop there?

The Case of Alan Maclean

I remember that having blogged on this

http://tonymusings.blogspot.com/2013/10/coming-up-later-in-states.html

I wrote:

Having voted to establish an Innovation fund, and having appointed Tim Herbert as Chairman, the Minister for Economic Development has now seen fit to give some idea of costs involved.

The States are asked "to refer to their Act dated 1st May 2013 in which they approved the establishment of the Jersey Innovation Fund and agreed the Revised Operational Terms of Reference April 2013, and agree to vary the Revised Operational Terms of Reference so that Board members may be remunerated for their work."

Having approved the Board, the States are hardly likely to rescind the original vote, but it does seem a very slip-shod way of going about matters. Why could this have not been anticipated before?

It now turns out that the proposition in the States was to retrospectively fix a problem highlighted by the Auditor General:

“The Operational Terms of Reference attached to the Proposition adopted by the States clearly state that ‘Board members will not be remunerated’. Despite this provision, the post of Chairman was advertised on a remunerated basis prior to the adoption of a Proposition to pay the private sector members of the Board. It has been suggested to me that the term ‘Board members’ in the Operational Terms of Reference should be interpreted to exclude the Chairman.”

“I do not accept this interpretation: elsewhere the Operational Terms of Reference include the Chairman within ‘members’. Moreover, when the Proposition to remunerate private sector members of the Board was subsequently laid, it covered remuneration to the Chairman and there was no suggestion that this was in any way authorised by the adoption of the previous Proposition;”


So Senator Maclean was not wholly honest with the house in explaining why the terms of reference needed to be changed to include remuneration. Perhaps he can explain why he decided that the States members should not know the real reasons?

It will not do to say his Chief Officer had made a mistake, because that means he was covering up for his Chief Officer’s inadequacies by deceiving the States as to the real reason for the change in the terms of reference.

The Case of Tim Herbert

The appointment of the Chairman notes this:

The Economic Development Minister, Senator Alan Maclean, has appointed Mr Tim Herbert as chairman of the board that will oversee the Jersey Innovation Fund.

Mr Herbert is a qualified Jersey advocate and has spent most of his career in the Island and linked to Mourant Ozannes, of which he was a partner for 25 years. For the majority of his career he focused on mutual funds, corporate law and merger and acquisitions. He is now a consultant to the firm.

Mr Herbert is a non-executive director of a number of funds, the Jersey Legal Information Board and the Channel Islands Stock LBG. He also has experience of audit committees and risk committees.

So here you have a professional in charge of the committee, in a position to make recommendations for improving the risk averse culture – after all he has “experience of audit committees and risk committees.”

In 2014 it was mentioned that:

Tim Herbert, the board’s chairman, said “The whole purpose of JIF is to encourage innovation and improve Jersey’s international competitiveness, and our financial support will give Total Billing Solutions a solid platform from which to achieve both. This is the second company that JIF has supported, and is the most significant financial support that we have given so far.”

What on earth did he do, or rather fail to do? I would very much like to interview him and get the background details on how he found the board operated.

The Rest of the Board

The States website notes that:

Aaron Chatterley, Dave Allen, Peter Shirreffs and Tim Ringsdore have been appointed NEDs to the board of the Jersey Innovation Fund, joining Tim Herbert who was appointed as non-executive chairman in September.

In 2014, Alan Maclean noted that: “the board, which has considerable experience, is meeting on a regular basis to maintain progress”

In 2016, Philip Ozouf stated:

“The Board is made up of some of Jersey’s most successful and experienced entrepreneurs, supplemented by banking and legal professionals, and they have been diligent in discharging their duties.”

So how does the report focus on this diligence? And “meeting on a regular basis”

“Members of the Board on more than one occasion asserted that they did not have the time or expertise to undertake the key task of monitoring loans advanced from the Fund despite the duty in the Operational Terms of Reference for the Board to report to the Minister on the progress of loans made”

“On a number of occasions, the minutes show that private sector members recognised and declared direct financial interests in borrowers that were the subject of discussion by the Board but nevertheless participated in deliberations. Such an interest should, in accordance with normal standards adopted in the public sector (which are based on the Nolan principles), have meant that they did not take part in such deliberations. In my view officers should have provided a clear written framework for the management of such interests when the Board commenced its work.”


"Attendance by some key officer members at the Board in the first year of operation of the Board was poor, despite the high risk associated with the Board’s activities."

Did not have the time or expertise? According to Philip Ozouf, and their glowing CVs, these were the cream – some of the “most successful and experienced entrepreneurs”!

The board also failed to improve matters regarding its own operation:

“To the extent that weaknesses in the Operational Terms of Reference were recognised, the Accounting Officer should have developed proposals to vary the Operational Terms of Reference to make them fit for purpose and the Board should have continued to press for such proposals to be developed.”

In Conclusion

The blame which BBC Radio Jersey appeared to attributing to Mike King for some of the problems with the fund was probably well founded, but he was not alone, nor should be alone, in taking responsibility for the incompetence and failure of the Board.

Wednesday, 11 January 2017

The Sam Mezec Portfolio of Expressions

By way of something light-hearted, do you notice how newspapers always manage to find an appropriate expression for the story.

I thought I'd look at several well-known politicians in this occasional series and look at the wide range of expressions displayed to the general public. Some look moody, fierce, happy, joyful, and indeed the whole gamut of emotions are often present. I started with Chief Minister Ian Gorst, which can be seen here:

http://tonymusings.blogspot.com/2016/12/the-ian-gorst-portfolio-of-expressions.html

And now to show political balance, here's Reform Deputy Sam Mezec:

The Schoolboy Look. Is that an old school tie?

















Election Broadcast
















Accidental Placement of Poster!


















The answer, like the hair, is blowing in the wind.













A very dapper and suave looking Mr Mezec














Game of Thrones!



















Hair very neat for TV interview. Harry Potter glasses.














Reform Rocks! 











Through the Porthole. A rather surreal photo!














Startled Rabbit - did someone mention "hair cut"?


















A very stylish appearance.



















The Deputy speaking  in the States. 












Tuesday, 10 January 2017

Paracetamol restrictions: is more education better than rigid rules?

















I went to Waitrose yesterday, to buy 2 packets of Lemsip, but was refused because both contained paracetamol.

I spoke to the staff, but gave up trying to fight against what was presented as "store policy" which no one will deviate from and went to a chemist, who warned me about not taking too many paracetamol, and against taking Lemsip with any other paracetamol based medication, but was happy to sell me 2 packets of 10 so I could keep one at home, one at work.

If you have 4 people with colds, and take one at 6ish, one at 10ish, and everyone does, that's one packet of 8 gone. And this time of year, families tend to all come down with colds. Waitrose have a very narrow minded risk averse policy. I'll return to this later.

One of the reasons there are restrictions are suicide risks. NHS Direct says that

“A person may be at high risk of attempting suicide if they:”
  • threaten to hurt or kill themselves
  • talk or write about death, dying or suicide
  • actively look for ways to kill themselves, such as stockpiling tablets
But that is stockpiling tablets, not Lemsip, and tablets are easier for the suicidal to take quickly.

For instance, in 2006, there was this story in the Daily Mail:

“Student, 17, sold lethal paracetamol dose by Tesco”

“A girl of 17 overdosed on paracetamol after being sold twice the recommended amount in a single transaction. Prudence Scouse died after swallowing four packets of tablets she bought in a Tesco store following a row with her boyfriend. The sale breached Government guidelines which warn against selling more than two packets of 16 tablets at a time.”

But it is notable that

“She bought four packets of 500mg paracetamol pills - 64 pills in total - at a Tesco petrol station near her home after an argument with her boyfriend which left her believing that he wanted to split up.”

That’s 32,000 mg in total (500 x 64), and the packet of Lemsip says each sachet contains only 1000 mg of paracetamol.

24g of Paracetamol is generally accepted to be a fatal dose. The lowest amount of Paracetamol to cause death was found by one study to be 10g.

So one might just overdose on 10 sachets of Lemsip, which is the packet size in the Co-Op and Boots and Lloyds, but it is more likely you would need 24 sachets, over 2 boxes of 10. I have been unable to find any reported cases of anyone committing suicide by an overdose of Lemsip.

What is far, far more likely is mixing medication which contains paracetamol, or not allowing sufficient time between doses.

In 2011, the Daily Mail reported:

“Fitness instructor, 25, dies of paracetamol overdose after self-medicating with Lemsip, cough medicine and pills for her cold”

And in 2015, the Mail again:

"Lesley had had pelvic girdle pain with her previous pregnancy, but this time it was much worse. ‘Some days I could barely get up or even hobble to the bathroom,’ says the 29-year-old mother from Helensburgh in Argyll and Bute. Her GP prescribed co-codamol, a strong painkiller.  Lesley, who was living in Plymouth at the time, took the medication at the recommended intervals of four times a day.  And in between doses, she also took paracetamol — up to the standard four doses a day — to keep the pain at bay. ‘I knew from previous pregnancies that it was safe for me to take paracetamol. And the doctor hadn’t told me to avoid any other drugs.’ But what Lesley didn’t know was that co-codamol contains paracetamol, and that by combining it with the otherwise innocent over-the-counter paracetamol, she was slowly, but surely, giving herself a life-threatening overdose."

Lesley survived, but others have not been so fortunate. In January 2016, the Mirror reported that:

“A mother of three died of an accidental paracetamol overdose after unwittingly consuming Lemsip on top of other pain medication, an inquest has heard.”

“Michelle Walker, 52, from Bolton, Greater Manchester, had been self-medicating with paracetamol tablets in a bid to combat pain caused by osteoporosis. But in the days before her death last October, she started drinking Lemsip - which also contains paracetamol - after developing a series of flu-like symptoms.”

In 2015, there was this story in the Mail:

“A teenage hair salon worker died after she accidentally overdosed on paracetamol tablets having complained that she was ill with a stomach ache, and inquest heard today. Georgia Littlewood, 17, from Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, died of liver failure after apparently taking as many as three times the recommended dose of painkillers. “

Also in 2015, “A woman died after swallowing 20 paracetamol tablets in 20 hours to treat chronic earache. Rebecca Jeffs, 31, was admitted to hospital after taking more than twice the recommended dosage of the painkiller.”

What is clear is that despite warnings at Pharmacies, not enough is being made clear about the dangers of an overdose, either by taking more of a tablet with paracetamol or by taking several painkillers without noting that they all contain paracetamol with therefore a higher risk of overdoes,.

The BMJ reported a study in 2016:

“How well are national guidelines relating to the general sales of aspirin and paracetamol, adhered to by retail stores: a mystery shopper study”

“Stages 1 and 2 of the study deployed eight and four medical students, respectively, to undertake a mystery shopper style investigation. Stage 1: eight medical students attempted to buy ≥96 tablets/capsules aspirin or paracetamol in one transaction in 62 shops. Stage 2: four medical students attempted to purchase 32 paracetamol 500 mg along with a ‘flu remedy preparation also containing paracetamol, in 54 shops.”

“Stage 1 data revealed that 58% and 57% retailers sold more than the MHRA guidelines recommended for paracetamol and aspirin, respectively. We observed that 23% and 28% retailers were willing to sell ≥96 tablets of paracetamol or aspirin with no questions asked. Stage 2 results showed that 57% retailers sold 32×500 mg paracetamol in conjunction with a paracetamol-containing ‘flu preparation; while 98% shops sold 16×paracetamol 500 mg along with a paracetamol-containing ‘flu remedy, with no questions asked of the shopper or advice given.”

Up to 90 000 presentations with paracetamol overdoses are witnessed in healthcare settings per year in the UK with around 200 associated deaths that occur annually.

Many accidental overdoses result from a person with poor pain management, taking more than the recommended limit from lack of education or inadvertently exceeding the recommended dose, by taking two or more different paracetamol-containing preparations (e.g., pure paracetamol and Lemsip max)

To reduce the incidence of paracetamol overdose, legislation was passed in the UK in 1998 to limit the number of tablets that could be bought in one purchase: 16 tablets at present (up to 32 tablets in pharmacies).

However even with these changes it is still possible to obtain large quantities of paracetamol. It is unsurprising that patients may be unaware of the maximum dose of paracetamol and the associated dangers of accidental over-consumption.

One example is given below:

"A 20-year-old female student presented to the A&E department at 11pm over the Christmas period, complaining of toothache even though she had an appointment with her general dental practitioner (GDP) the following day. She admitted that in her efforts to ease her toothache, she had taken 16 paracetamol, 16 ibuprofen and two co-codamol (combined paracetamol and codeine phosphate doses) during the preceding 24 hours. There was no reported intent of self harm."

So rather than restricting them, with just a message that it is “store policy”, which is what Waitrose told me, more needs to be done to get over the dangers of accidental overdose from products containing paracetamol. As the BMJ report noted:

"Answers given when mystery shoppers were refused to be allowed to purchase all three packets of medication in one transaction were: ‘It's due to guidelines’ (two stores), ‘It's store policy’ (three stores), ‘It's illegal’ (one store), ‘Someone was sacked for it recently’ (one store), ‘I'm worried you may overdose’ (one store) and ‘I don't know why—I just can't’ (15 stores). "

The chemists I have been to always tell you that whenever you buy paracetamol – it is a simple “script” which could just as easily be used in general shops, or alternatively a big warning sign. The same article in the BMJ was also critical that medications were placed close to cosmetics in Supermarkets, and were critical of

"their placement next to commonly purchased consumables such as beauty products. The psychology that these medications are consumables rather than potentially harmful drugs is worrying. By shops shifting medications away from these signs and everyday products, customers may recognise that these medications are not for everyday use and should be used with caution."

After all, a sachet of Lemsip contains 1000 mg paracetamol so if somebody decides to take a couple of paracetamol with it then you're up to 2g already. Then maybe an extra Lemsip 'cos they feel really bad and the last one started to clear their snotty nose....

The study concludes that:

“The combination of poor consumer education concerning potential dangers of excessive use of pain relief medication, an ageing population, pressures from an ever busier National Health Service (NHS) system that encourages self-care, and this potential non-adherence to national best practice guidelines will continue to underpin a high number of avoidable paracetamol-induced deaths.”

Returning to my own case at Waitrose, I can understand a refusal if Lemsip purchase was combined with another paracetamol medication, as there would be a strong indication with that purchase that the two would be consumed together, as can be seen above, often with fatal effects.

But two packets of Lemsip are not going to be drunk concurrently. What is needed is a better understanding of why some purchases are more risky than others, rather than an approach which seems to be blind rule following. Deliberate suicide, rather than accidental overdose, occurs with swallowing pills, not drinking Lemsip. A degree of commonsense should prevail.



Monday, 9 January 2017

Doomwatch Returns











As well as a nuclear reactor disaster, the book Brainrack by Kit Pedler and Gerry Davis (1974) also contains a chilling prediction of the effect of pollution by cars:

Social historian Michael Herbert gives a brief but succinct précis of the plot:

“The “hero” of the novel is a scientist Dr Alexander Mawn, who is that familiar science fiction character – the maverick – at odds with the scientific establishment. He believes that an unidentified phenomenon is causing people to suffer from diminished intellectual ability with possible disastrous consequences for society. He calls this “brainrack”.

The result of the “brainrack” results in mistakes and a meltdown by an affected technician at a nuclear power station, where our hero barely escapes with his life. He returns to London. Michael Herbert takes up the story:

“In London Mawn now enjoys renewed credibility with the government and heads a research project which eventually identifies a component in petrol as the cause of “brainrack”. He persuades the government to agree to an experiment in which all traffic in London is banned for four days. After a shaky start the levels of the pollutant start to fall. "

It is a remarkably prescient book, because while the immediate loss of intellectual abilities, even among young children, is not apparent in today’s story, there is a very similar effect in the long term.

This is the story that people who live near major roads have higher rates of dementia. Research published in the Lancet suggests possible causality, although it is a single study, and no precise mechanism has yet been ascertained.

The study suggests that as many as 11% of dementia cases in people living within 50m of a major road could be down to traffic. The analysis suggests 7-11% of dementia cases within 50m of a major road could be caused by traffic.

One of the report authors Dr Hong Chen, from Public Health Ontario, said: "Increasing population growth and urbanisation have placed many people close to heavy traffic, and with widespread exposure to traffic and growing rates of dementia, even a modest effect from near-road exposure could pose a large public health burden.”

The researchers suggest noise, ultrafine particles, nitrogen oxides and particles from tyre-wear may be involved, but as the BBC sounds one note of caution: “However, the study looks only at where people diagnosed with dementia live. It cannot prove that the roads are causing the disease.”

“Brainrack” ends with Mawn addressing a crowd in a car-free London street:

“…Every one of us is going to make a full and final decision. From now on every car owner who starts his engine is going to be fully aware of what he’s doing. There’s no way for him to get out of it”.

“Over the next forty years or so, we’re going to be forced to adjust the whole of our life style – the whole of our technology to cater for millions of adults… who are never going to recover. So present my apologies to the Prime Minister and tell him that the choice is really quite simple. It’s cars or the minds of our children, and God knows which we shall choose.”

This may yet prove to be a prophetic warning, issued over 40 years ago!


References


Sunday, 8 January 2017

The Magicians






















The Magicians by JB Priestley

“I must warn you that whether you think life worth living or not, you will have to live it. There’s no escape, no oblivion round the corner. Time isn’t destroying you, but neither can you destroy it. Life must be lived, but of course you can decide on what level you will live it. That is, if you know enough and are prepared to make the right effort.”
Sir Charles Ravenstreet, finding himself unexpectedly dropped from his position as managing director of the New Central Electric Company, retires to his country house to consider his future

It begins like a novel about a board room “Power Game” (and devotees of that TV series will find similarities), but it moves to a story about drugs, dark forces, and the nature of time.

Ravenstreet is drawn into a very business scheme that is both dangerous and immoral. The head of the scheme,Lord Mervil, seeks to become one of the ruling "elite" by the manufacture of "Sepman 18", a drug much like Huxley's soma, which is used to keep the people satisfied and happy until they die. Mervil has a tame chemist, but needs someone with entreprenial skills to promote the scheme.

Mervil takes a very modern but cynical view of what people want from life:

“Reasonable security, food and clothes and shelter and medical attention, some education but not too much, easy work, no trouble, no worry, no loneliness and fear, mass emotions, mass entertainment, a smooth road from cradle to the grave. They’ve known for some time now that life is essentially meaningless, so they want to get through their share of it as painlessly as possible . . .”

Septman 18 is the way for this to become a reality: “No more worry, no more anxiety, no more queer thoughts and unpleasant feelings. Remember, that’s the freedom they want.”

But Ravenstreet also makes the acquaintance of three strange old gentlemen, Wayland, Perperek and Marot, who take an interest in his life and in his recent dealings with the imperious Lord Mervil, who plans to market a new drug.

There are three of them, and it is clear that Priestly wants us to make a connection between the Magi in the Bible story, and these strange people who seem to have uncanny insights and abilities. The youngest, if such an adjective is correct, is described in this way:

“Wayland was a spare, elderly man, wearing an old-fashioned Norfolk jacket and knickerbockers. Observing him more closely, Ravenstreet saw that he was far older than he first appeared to be, for his deeply-tanned, clean-shaven face was covered with tiny wrinkles and through the tan were visible the dark spots of age. He wore no hat and the immense bald dome of his head shone in the sun.”

And the others are odd too:

“One was immensely tall, thin, beaky; the other short and broad, a tub of butter. The tall one was French, his name Marot. The fat one was called Perperek, and must have originally come from some part of the Balkans. His English was bold but sketchy, and his accent so bad that it took Ravenstreet some time to understand what he was saying; but he seemed to be a friendly soul, his enormous swarthy face wore a rich fat smile, and he continually chuckled and bubbled. Monsieur Marot spoke excellent English but his speech was as spare and gaunt as his giant frame: a man more unlike the typical garrulous Frenchman could hardly be imagined. Like Wayland, these two soon gave Ravenstreet the impression that they were much older than they had at first appeared to be. All three in fact made him feel that they were old men who had somehow contrived to maintain a vitality of mind and body. They made a very rum trio.”

They had their luggage with them and clearly knew the aircraft was about to crash.

“One thing puzzles me,” he said. “How did you come to have your suitcases with you when you were talking in the garden shelter this afternoon, when the hotel was hit? Were you about to leave anyhow?” “We thought better to be ready,” replied Perperek who was deftly chopping onions. “Something happens perhaps.” “But you couldn’t have known there was going to be an accident.” Perperek did not trouble even to look up. “To us not an accident.” Ravenstreet couldn’t pass this. “But it was an accident. Something went wrong with the aircraft, the pilot baled out, and unluckily it crashed into the hotel.”

Later they introduce him to the idea of “time alive”, a way of reliving the past as if you were there, not as if by a dream. It allows Ravenstreet to see key times in his past, relive them, but be able to have that extra detachment of the future, and see the promise and mistakes and joys.

“He wasn’t simply remembering. This wasn’t like memory at all. He was back in September, 1926, and this was the little cottage that Philippa had borrowed for them at Pelrock Bay. He knew this was their tenth day together and that they still had another four to go. He had just come back from bathing, had put on his blue woollen shirt and old flannel bags and was stretched out in the lop-sided basket-chair, smoking a pipe. His body still felt the glow and tingle; his hair was salted, sticky; the sea was still roaring in his ears and even now a smell of seaweed came from somewhere.”

It is the alternative way to happiness, against the promises of the drug Sepman-18, and as he notes:

“When I— remembered that day, went back to it— I felt at once how much richer and warmer my sensations were— I was a lot younger then of course.”

And Perperek wants him about the “tick tock” view of time: “A day is here, is gone. A minute is here, is gone. A second is here, is gone. Past is nothing. Future is nothing. All is thin slice— a tick, a tock— between nothings. You hypnotise yourself believe these things— all follows very, very bad. A life for sheeps.”

There is of course a conflict when Mervil and his team arrive for a business meeting and are confronted by the Magicians. I won't give spoilers, but it is very well done.

In this age of rush and haste, where minutes are consumed, and no one seems to have as much time to spare, Priestley’s book sounds a prophetic note. As Wayland says:

“Every age probably has its own riddle of the Sphinx that it must solve. Marot and Perperek have always said that our riddle is the riddle of Time. Our secret despair, hurrying us into deeper slavery, may come from our inability to solve this riddle.”

How should we use our time wisely? What is important in life - do we value the acquisition of money and power over human relationships? These are deep questions explored in this fascinating novel.

Saturday, 7 January 2017

Epiphany














Epiphany

There is no pattern in the stars, and yet we make one,
as did the Magi, when they discerned the Son,
and followed their own arithmancy in a star,
leading them ever onwards and afar.

Yet patterns point so many different ways,
and the star seekers saw with only partial gaze
and so came instead to Herod’s court
rather than to the King they sought.

Herod falsely spoke of homage to the new-born king
that he might come and worship sing,
and so departing they went on to find
where was born the Saviour of Mankind.

So at last, they came to the house in which he lay
and there to pay homage, came to stay
with Joseph, Mary, and their infant Jesus there
and knelt in humility and prayer.

Gifts they brought to the child, of portent yet to be
gold for a king, frankincense to worship One they see
and myrrh to celebrate and mourn a time to die
in all this, the gifts of the magi did imply.

Two thousand years have passed as we partake this mass
and all the magi foretold has come to be, and yet surpass
all expectation, as we come to celebrate this epiphany
in which this child came to set us free.

Friday, 6 January 2017

January 1978: Some Jersey News










January 1978

I thought it might be interesting to look back at news stories from January 1978, which I came across while looking for any mention of Jean Herbert, who died that year.

It is interesting how some things are very different - imagine a debate on birching! - but others are very familiar, such as crime, bad weather, pensioners Christmas bonuses and landslides in Rozel. Unemployment is far worse.

It was sad to read of the Sarnia sold for scrap. And Belle Vue Pleasure Park no longer exists.

Miscellaneous News

While Britain struggles with mass unemployment and all is allied social problems. Jersey can afford to smile with a workforce over 30,000 the Island's out of work numbered 152.

The Rev. Peter Newby. former Vicar of Gouray. was licensed as Chaplain to the Hospitals Group.

A new move by Social Security Committee means that some sort of States Christmas bonus for pensioners seems assured.

A car sticker campaign is urging the return of Senator Dick Shenton to the presidency of the Broadcasting Committee.

The States set up a special committee to make arrangements for the June visit of the Queen and Prince Philip.

Sport and Gambling and Tourism

For the first time in more than 50 years. the dice game Crown and Anchor was banned from the race on 2nd January at the point-to-point horse race meeting at Les Landes.

IDC president, Senator Dick Shenton said today that his committee will he thinking hard and fast about asking the States for more powers to control the licensing of betting shops.

Mr. David de Carteret was been appointed marketing and promotions manager at Fort Regent and will be directly responsible to the Fort's Director, Mr. Peter Smyth. The creation of this new post is due to the fort's expansion.

Plans for a first International Channel Islands Boat Show, to he held in Guernsey from May 1-6 were announced in St. Peter Port today. Plans to hold a similar show in Jersey in 1979 were "almost finalised." with Fort Regent and La Collette marina as suggested venues.

An agreement between airlines to present joint application for fare increases in the British Isles has been broken up. There are hopes that this will make it easier for Jersey to get a better deal on a fares and get charter flights introduced from North of England airports.

Belle Vue Pleasure Park have been given the go ahead by the IDC to convert their mini-golf area into a skateboard park.

Elections

There was a bi-election as Deputy George Simon was elected Jurat. On 3rd January,Mr. Stuart Lockier, of Halberton Private Hotel. West Park Avenue, decided to seek nomination.

Elections which will determine Jersey's path all the way to 1984 are already occupying a small corner at the back of the Island politicians minds. For 1978 is general election year - a year in which trade union power enters the electoral ring and the presidents of five of the most important States Committees have to decide whether or not to come back to face the voters.

States by-election candidate Mr. Stuart Lockier has refused to share a public meeting with his Communist rival, ex-Deputv Norman Le Brocq. The by-election for a Deputy's seat in St. Helier No. 3 District takes place on Wednesday. January 25, but as far as Mr. Lockier is concerned there will be "no public meetings at all."

Jersey Democratic Movement candidate Mr. Norman Le Brocq won a resounding victory at the St. Helier No. 3 District States by-election, and the win was described by the JDM as "a good forecast for the year's general elections.”

Fires and Landslides

Fire badly damaged offices at R and V Furnishings on the Esplanade. Little stock was damaged because of prompt action by police and firemen.

Four flats were evacuated at Rozel early in the morning after a wall and part of a drive slid about 60 ft. down a slope. The landslide started at about 7.30 when earth and tree roots loosened by last week's steady rain, came down the slope at the rear of the White House, flats. Rozel Pier, a property owned by Mr. Bill Sarre and divided into five

Legal News and Policing

A wife in Jersey who is officially separated from her husband but is forced to live under the same roof' may in future he awarded maintenance costs. In a written judgement at the Petty Debts Court, the Judge, Mr. R. J. Short. said he had decided to award £60 to Mrs. G. C. Le Mottee, even though she lived in her husband's home.

Birching may be taken off Jersey's statute hooks it the European Court of Human Rights sitting in Strasbourg today, decides it is a breach of the European human right convention.

"Bring back the birch" is the overwhelming message to the Courts front the Jersey Evening Post readers.

A senior Manx politician warned today that the birching issue poses a constitutional threat not only to the Isle of Man but also to the Channel Isles.

The police are looking for a man who has approached people late at night and demanded money from them at knife-point.

Police and Customs officers have seized cocaine and cannabis following two early morning swoops, and a quantity of dangerous drugs, thought to have been stolen from the General Hospital, has been recovered.

The Royal Court today issues a warning that it is determined to stop hooliganism and violence at the Weighbridge. The Court sent to prison two youths who pushed and kicked an elderly man in an unprovoked attack in the Weighbridge area.

A man and a teenage girl were shot at night in the High Street, St. Aubin. They managed to get to a hotel to call the police and neither are seriously injured.

Roadside News

Parking facilities for the disabled are to move from Bath Street to Vine Street, the Public Works Committee have decided.

A warning to motorists who fail to report accidents they are involved in was given by the Assistant Magistrate, Mr. R. J. Short.

Full-time students of Highlands College will have their concessionary bus fares restored. This comes a week after the JMT stopped the concession to Highlands students at the start of the current term. –

Traffic jams caused long delays for the motorists when the west-bound carriageway of the Esplanade was closed. Strong winds at high tide sent waves over the seawall, showering the road with small stones. Queues built-up along Victoria Avenue and also on the approach roads from the east. - Winds of near-hurricane force lashed the Channel Islands in one of the worst storms for years.

Icy roads caused a crop of early morning accidents, which in turn caused some of the worst traffic jams ever experienced by commuters from the west of the island.

Business News

Local shop-keepers are up in arms over a directive by the by Jersey Milk Marketing Board that they must not deliver milk.

The glass company. Insul-Glaze (Jersey) Ltd., which employs more than 40 people, has been saved from possible liquidation - by a Guernsey resident. At a meeting of creditors, a scheme was agreed which will hopefully overcome the company's financial problems.

Milkmen this morning banned deliveries of milk to two shopkeepers who have refused to sign a "no home deliveries' agreement with the Milk Marketing Board.

Local staff employed by the clearing banks will be asked today whether they want to take industrial action to support their claim for a local wages agreement. An assistant secretary of the National Union of Bank Employees, Mr. John Hargreaves, said from London that the clearing banks had "flatly refused" to consider negotiating a separate local Agreement.

The dispute between Island grocers and milk rounds men employed by the Jersey Milk Marketing Board is over. It has been decided to amend the "no delivery" clause in the sales agreement, to allow retailers to deliver milk under certain circumstances

British Airways clerical staff at Jersey Airport this morning staged a 30-minute "walkout" in support of a claim for parity with their United Kingdom colleagues.

The Licensed Victuallers Association in Jersey are considering joining the National Association of Licensed House Managers in order that members "will know where they stand" and establish greater security in their jobs, secretary Mr. Terry Groom said.

Property and Building News

The familiar corner site and round tower of Bel Royal Garages will disappear for ever. Demolition contractors will be moving into the property, and a landmark which has stood at the western entrance to Victoria Avenue for more than 40 years will come down.

Builders Lionel du Val Ltd, have been "taken off" the Maufant estate development and as a result they say they are considering taking legal action against the Housing Committee. In a brief statement issued today the president of Housing, Senator John Le Marquand, said that the builders had failed to comply with it letter from the States Architects concerning severe defects to houses on the estate.

A further £1,225,000 to complete La Collette reclamation project was granted by the States. The extra money is needed due to inflation

Transport

The former British Rail Cl passenger ferry Sarnia is being offered as scrap for £80,000.

The new British Rail steamer, Earl William, starts her service between Portsmouth and Jersey on 16th January.

Thursday, 5 January 2017

The King’s Abdication

Canbedone Productions Keith Cavele  and Mike King















The sudden resignation of Mike King was not perhaps a surprise: his position had clearly become untenable, prone to media revelations about profligate spending.

He will certainly become a scapegoat for a few decisions - namely the Innovation Fund, where the decision on Logfiller was, as I understand it, pushed by States member in the Council of Ministers with undue haste, and undue diligence.

While he was extravagant with regard to South Africa, it seems that he was to some extent set up, the information being deliberately leaked to the press. His rugby trips, funded by the tax payer, were another example of flouting the States drive to austerity and cut-backs.

What did indeed emerge from the South African trip that has brought some benefit to the island?

Had he been more frugal, he would have no hostages to ill-fortune, and he certainly seems to have had big finger in the movie that never was (under Alan Maclean's watch). So to some extent he has been the architect of his own downfall.

His position probably became untenable; he may have been persuaded to leave under the possible impact of a disciplinary inquiry, and curtailing of his powers, perhaps his salary, or in the worst instance, dismissal. This way he walks away with some 2017 pay and a pension most of us would envy.

Meanwhile, expect a lot of mucky brown stuff to be thrown in his direction, some deservedly, some less so, as politicians see it as a good opportunity to dump their own mistakes on his reputation.

During his tenure there has been a catalogue of disasters - most of which in one way or another appear to track directly back to him. But his announcement also begs the question as to whether he was caught up in the tangle of 'ministerial decisions’ that resulted in close to £1m being frittered away and poor decisions or is indeed the architect of them. It is probably a bit of both.

Now that he is left, effectively with his silence bought, there are no chance for questions from scrutiny to him had he remained in the post.

And maybe the time is coming to wind down EDD in the same way as Housing - after all, with Event Jersey, Visit Jersey, what's left for it to do?

Both the States Innovation Fund and Digital Jersey are at present administered at arm’s length by Philip Ozouf through the Chief Ministers Office, and the External Relations Ministry deals with foreign business and trade missions to far flung corners of the planet, which used to be EDD’s remit.

Visit Jersey is now a standalone entity, Harbours/Airports and pretty much all else ‘corporatized’ leaving precious little that needs a Minister, 2 Asst. Ministers, a CEO and an army of CS’s.

The two bolt-on’s inherited from Education (sport and culture) hardly need the guidance of a ministerial department either.

That leaves Condor which they have made a pigs ear of anyway - oh and let’s not forget the lottery!

What once was EDD in terms of ‘economic development’ and its relevance has been all but fully absorbed into other departments.

Jeremy Macon is asking if we need a Chief Officer for EDD now, and I tend to agree with him

Sport is set to become a Quango in 2017.

http://tonymusings.blogspot.com/2016/09/jersey-sport-figures.html

“It is proposed that a fully independent, non-remunerated Board be created to develop the strategy and oversee the implementation of Jersey Sport’s activities”

The recommendations of the Shadow Sports body also mention “CEO recruitment”:

“It is recommended that a competitive recruitment exercise be undertaken simultaneously both on and off island, in order to find a shortlist of high quality candidates likely to be interested in taking on such a challenge.”

Ag and Fish (as was) now falls into more than one Ministry. A lot of its function and certainly legislation falls to other departments, primarily Planning and Environment and DfI - leaving EDD almost in no man’s land - other than what falls under their remit in terms of:

• working closely with partners across all sectors of Jersey’s economy to support their development and diversification

• overseeing Jersey Business to support new and established businesses.

The real question is, do we need all this overblown bureaucracy and duplicity for the island to function? We are just 45 square miles with a population about the same size of Luton! We have lost all idea of perspective.

Wednesday, 4 January 2017

Tony's All Time Top Ten
















Top Ten at the end of 2016


My top ten blogs postings, with numbers of views (according to Google).

Sifting Saville - Part 2
4 Oct 2012
http://tonymusings.blogspot.com/2012/10/sifting-saville-part-2.html
7295

A look at some of the stranger stories clustering about Saville, and how to sift fact from fiction.

Is Jersey moving to a Cayman Island model economy?...
24 Jan 2016
http://tonymusings.blogspot.com/2016/01/is-jersey-moving-to-cayman-island-model.html
6034

An economy where direct tax is zero, but indirect taxes (of one sort or another) have gone up: result being that those at the bottom stay trapped in poverty. Could Jersey's fixation with a 20% tax rate lead to similar trends?

The Terminological Inexactitude of Sir Philip Bailhache
28 Oct 2015
http://tonymusings.blogspot.com/2015/10/the-terminological-inexactitude-of-sir.html
6015

Picked up by Carswell, the area the former Bailiff was remarkably taciturn about: “Under Standing Orders the arrangements are that when a Member wishes to lodge a proposition he or she needs to have the consent of the Bailiff before it is an option.” Otherwise known as a pre-proposition veto, it has been misused in the past.

Kafka in Jersey
15 Jan 2009
http://tonymusings.blogspot.com/2009/01/kafka-in-jersey.html
4010

The case of the dismissal of Karen Huchet, and the lack of transparency over the whole suspension process, gives the lie to “suspension is a neutral act”.

Where the Bradford Factor goes Bad
27 May 2015
http://tonymusings.blogspot.com/2015/05/where-bradford-factor-goes-bad.html
3240

Still among the top-ranking postings, the spurious academic origins of this method of analysing absenteeism, and its defects and unintended consequences.

Joanna Lumley: The Search for Noah's Ark
24 Dec 2012
http://tonymusings.blogspot.com/2012/12/joanna-lumley-search-for-noahs-ark.html
2286

A rather critical look at this TV show, which was full of anecdote but little substance, and a look at the sources of the flood stories and how to understand them.

Poor Signage in Tunnell Street
5 Jul 2016
http://tonymusings.blogspot.com/2016/07/poor-signage-in-tunnell-street.html
2162

A photographic examination of the way in which poor signage and cues (lack of clear pavement) make this part of Tunnell Street, the site of a tragic accident, dangerous and in need of remediation.

Fiscal Fantasyland
25 Oct 2016
http://tonymusings.blogspot.com/2016/10/fiscal-fantasyland.html
1889

A look at the Logfiller saga, and the lack of decent due diligence and guarantees on the part of the States Innovation Fund, which led to the money vanishing, and the product transferred (royalty free) to an American company with similar ownership.

Against Stupidity
12 Oct 2016
http://tonymusings.blogspot.com/2016/10/against-stupidity.html
1727

A look at the consequences of clashes between political will and economic reality, considering the Euro and the Brexit vote.

Auld Mortality
27 Nov 2016
http://tonymusings.blogspot.com/2016/11/auld-mortality.html
1707

A look at how close we are to death, and how precious life is.

Tuesday, 3 January 2017

Waterfront Update














This update (see below my comments) came my way as a comment on my blog in the closing hours of last year and is reprinted below.

My own fear with the Waterfront comes with the picture from the Masterplan shown above. No one has ever rescinded this piece of nonsense which I blogged about it in March 2010:

https://tonymusings.blogspot.com/2010/04/tunnelling-into-debt.html

Back in 2008, the proposition for the development noted that:

"The estimated long-term annual cost of maintaining and servicing the tunnel is £500,000 per annum. This cost consists of 2 main elements: (i) the cost of electricity to power lighting and ventilation; and (ii) the cost of maintaining the fabric of the tunnel (including maintenance and replacement of ventilation plant, lighting, signage, cleaning and maintaining the roadway). "

These were the figures in 2008 for maintenance, and goodness knows how much they have risen since! What is certain is that costs are not fixed, and the maintenance costs will rise, year after year, and in a time when every department is being asked to make savings, to burden the future of the Island with this kind of rising cost seems incredibly shortsighted.

What is more this was first on the agenda for the scheme and noted that:

"Sinking the main road is a significant project taking 2-3 years. Traffic management measures during construction will include a temporary dual carriageway through the existing Esplanade Square car park."

That's the car park now being developed with buildings on it!!

It also notes that "When the work is finished, a replacement public car park will be provided underground." Any site of that in plans for Planning?

My best new year resolution from the States or Mr Lee Henry (or both) would be the news that this dangerous and costly part of the scheme has been definitely and conclusively dropped. We cannot afford a sunken road. It was a lunatic scheme when the economy was buoyant; now it would be millstone around generations to come.

Waterfront Update
By John Baker - Vice Chair - St Helier Waterfront Action Group


The cost of Planning the JIFC - Our estimate for the WHOLE planning process for each building including all Architects and Structural Engineers fees is a realistic figure of some 8% of the building costs.

In the case of the JIFC the build cost per sq ft for a AA Office space is £300 so for example a 67,000 sq ft building basic cost would be £20,100,000 then add some for the basement parking and contribution for exterior works that would come up to approx £25million total. (Note:- I use figures to show the example in the case of building 4) so 8% of that is in fact just £2.million –

The wool is being pulled over everyone's eyes by Lee Henry identifying the £100,000 as a "planning" figure It is not, it is simply the fee for submitting the plans to the Planning and Building Services of the Department of the Environment. In fact the above figures do not allow for other professional fees - Lawyers, Surveys, Consultations, Appeals etc. etc. which would have to be paid prior to work starting on any building.

On a project of this scale this would add another 2% minimum to the above so in fact pre-build costs for each building could easily reach £2.5million. So for the 6 buildings that comprise the JIFC this would easily total some £15Million.

We trust that puts the record straight on this.

UPDATE - On 30th December 2016 Lee Henry put plans in for Building 6 JIFC, which is the plot to the immediate West of Building 5. This despite the fact that Steve Luce, bowing to pressure from us and many States members has finally agreed to REVIEW the Esplanade Quarter Masterplan.

Also despite the fact that Lee Henry still has 40% of building 4 and 50% of building 5 still without prelets. Would any normal person think of building yet another huge office block when they have struggled to fill the first 2 and have had to bribe Sanne with (allegedly) £4million worth of incentives to get them to sign the 50% prelet to building 5 to get it started? (see WAGs FB page for details on this)

Note:-It is normal in the private sector to only proceed with such developments when there is at least a 60% to 70% of pre-lets in place as Dandara did with Gaspe House the RBC building next to the Grand Hotel. Building 4 was started with only 25% let to UBS bank.

So Lee Henry has started the process of committing ANOTHER £2.5million of effectively Public funds to a building which possibly either because of a rethink by the States of the Master plan or because of a lack of demand may in fact never be built.

The incompetence shown by the current Board is staggering and we were not surprised to hear that non executive director Roger Lewis had managed to quietly resign.

Monday, 2 January 2017

Farewells: Notable Deaths in 2016











Marcus Tullius Cicero had famously said: "The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living.". Here are a few of those who died last year.

Jan 9 Ed “Stewpot” Stewart, British DJ and broadcaster (Crackerjack), dies of a stroke at 74. I remember his “Clapperboard”, which was a film review program in the children’s slot, for those who couldn’t wait up late to see Barry Norman on his Film programme, and it was very good, rather like John Craven’s Newround.

David Bowie, 69, the other-worldly musician who broke pop and rock boundaries with his creative musicianship that spanned six decades, striking visuals and a genre-spanning persona he christened Ziggy Stardust, died on Jan. 10. Infamously named his poor son, Zowie Bowie - what possesses famous people to choose idiot names for their offspring?

Alan Rickman, 69, the classically-trained British stage star and wonderful screen villain in the "Harry Potter" saga, "Die Hard" and other films, died on Jan. 14. He always added something wonderful and different whether it was as “Mr Slope” in the Barchester Chronicles, the straying husband in “Love Actually”, or the man coping with an autistic woman in “Snow Cake”.

Jan 22 Cecil Parkinson, British politician (C), dies at 84. I never liked him, especially after he made promises to his mistress to divorce and marry her before an election, then broke those promises afterwards. Possibly an excellent politician, he always seemed too smarmy and duplicitous for his own good. I also thought he bore a striking resemblance to a Jersey politician of that time.

Sir Terry Wogan, 77, January 31. A legend. I remember listening to him on Radio 2 so many mornings in the 1970s being driving to school by my father. Wogan’s Winner. Fight the Flab. I even stayed up late to watch “Come Dancing” (a late night show not to be confused with the modern celebrity revival) which he compered, just to see what he looked like – I couldn’t have cared less about the dancing. His TV show "Wogan" was good at the start, but became little more than a place for stars to flog their autobiographies. But he is probably best known as the face in front of the camera for Children In Need, done entirely unscripted!

Edgar Mitchell, 85, the Apollo 14 astronaut who became the sixth man on the moon when he and Alan Shepard helped NASA recover from Apollo 13's "successful failure," died on Feb. 4.

Harper Lee, 89, the elusive novelist whose child's-eye view of racial injustice in a small Southern town, "To Kill a Mockingbird," became standard reading for millions of young people and an Oscar-winning film, died on Feb. 19. My son had that book as part of his GCSE English Literature exam.

Umberto Eco, 84, the Italian author who intrigued, puzzled and delighted readers worldwide with his best-selling historical novel "The Name of the Rose," died on Feb. 19. One of my favourite books, and it arrived at the same time as Ellis Peter’s “Brother Cadfael books. I worked out the structure of the labyrinth on paper from the description in the text before getting to the map. Both not only had history and detection at their core, but transported the reader to another world. I rather liked the movie version with Sean Connery.

Frank Kelly, 77, actor (Father Jack in comedy series Father Ted), February 28. Time for a wake... let’s hear it.... DRINK! DRINK!

Tony Warren, 79, creator of Coronation Street, March 1. The TV drama about the making of the show, with some artistic licence, showed how it all came together, and how much of it was his creation of a street that despite some modernisation, is still recognisable today. There is still a Rover’s Return, although we never did find out who Rover was!

Nancy Reagan, 94, an actress who became one of the most high-profile and influential first ladies of the 20th century as the wife of President Ronald Reagan, died on March 6. She consulted her pet astrologer a lot, I seem to remember.

Sir George Martin, 90, the Beatles' urbane producer who quietly guided the band's swift, historic transformation from rowdy club act to musical and cultural revolutionaries, died on March 8. But did you know he was also responsible for producing Bernard Cribbin’s memorable and brilliant “Right Said Fred”

Paul Daniels, 77, March 17. You won’t like this, much a lot. Actually he was brilliant, and rather brutally dropped by the BBC, as they do from time to time. Aunty can sometimes be homicidal.

Ronnie Corbett, 85, comedy legend, March 31. I never really took to “Sorry”, but his partnership with Ronnie Barker was brilliant, even though, rather like the Python Dead Parrot sketch, the Four Candles has rather been done to death. It is still watchable, but the gems have to be the almost silent films, “The Picnic” and “The Seaside”, period pieces which will never date.

Douglas Wilmer, 96, actor best known for playing Sherlock Holmes, March 31. I particularly remember watching him in “The Problem of Thor Bridge” which must have made an impression on me on our old Black and White grainy TV. He was also a pretty good Nayland Smith in the Fu Manchu films with Christopher Lee as the titular villain.

Victoria Wood, 62, April 20. As one seen, wonderfully, on TV and in Acorn Antiques. Her TV movie / plays were better later work than her sketch shows which become rather bizarre and not so funny.

Prince, 57, one of the most inventive and influential musicians of modern times with hits including "Little Red Corvette," ''Let's Go Crazy" and "When Doves Cry," died on April 21. Can't say I really had him in my pick of favourite pop songs, but that's musical taste for you.

Carla Lane, 87, TV writer best known for The Liver Birds, Bread and Butterflies, May 31. Solo was not so good, and The Mistress wasn’t funny at all. But her early work with The Liver Birds, Bread (before it went on too long), and Butterflies, was just pitch-perfect.

Muhammad Ali, 74, the silver-tongued boxer and civil rights champion who famously proclaimed himself "The Greatest" and then spent a lifetime living up to the billing, died on June 3. For a boxer, he was a surprisingly clever man, who began a charitable foundation, and condemned violence from any religion, including Islam.

Alvin Toffler, 87, a guru of the post-industrial age whose "Future Shock" and other books anticipated the disruptions and transformations brought about by the rise of digital technology, died on June 27. Rather over-rated, if you ask me, he was one of those writers who hit the moment, and then whose work vanishes from sight because it dates so rapidly, and looks so strangely naive.

Elie Wiesel, 87, the Romanian-born Holocaust survivor whose classic "Night" became a landmark testament to the Nazis' crimes and launched his career as one of the world's foremost witnesses and humanitarians, died on July 2. Never forget.

Rev. Tim LaHaye, 90, the co-author of the "Left Behind" series, a multimillion-selling literary juggernaut that brought end-times prophecy into mainstream bookstores, died on July 25. These books were based on an idea of “The Rapture” where “true” Christians would vanish, leaving the poor sods left to fight a losing battle against the Antichrist. Even worse than Dan Brown, with a strong cultish feel, these books were once available in the Town Library and the Christian Bookshop Mission; now fortunately, they only turn up at car boot sales.

Caroline Aherne, 52, comedy genius behind The Royle Family and Mrs Merton, July 2. Sadly I never really got into those.

Ken Barrie, 83, the voice of Postman Pat, July 29. I loved those original Postman Pat’s set in rural village that time forgot. I can’t forgive the modern update which is quite frankly celebrating commercialism, not least in the desire to sell Pat to children, whereas the original, with Jess the Cat, Mrs Goggins at the post office, showed us values of community cohesion that we were fast losing but needed to get back to in some form.

Kenny Baker, 81, who played the lovable droid R2-D2 in the "Star Wars" films, achieving cult status and fans' adulation without showing his face or speaking any lines, died on Aug. 13.

Gene Wilder, 83, the frizzy-haired actor who brought his deft comedic touch to such unforgettable roles as the neurotic accountant in "The Producers," the mad scientist of "Young Frankenstein," and the title character in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," died on Aug. 28.

Shimon Peres, 93, the former Israeli president and prime minister, whose life story mirrored that of the Jewish state and who was celebrated around the world as a Nobel prize-winning visionary who pushed his country toward peace, died on Sept. 28.

Jean Alexander, 90, former Coronation Street actress who, for more than 20 years, played Hilda Ogden, October 14. I also loved her turn in “Last of the Summer Wine” as Aunty Wainwright, seller of junk who always managed to flog it off to the hapless cast!

Raine Spencer, 87, the stepmother of Diana, Princess of Wales, October 21. Always rather cast as a “wicked stepmother” by the media which was not exactly fair.

Jimmy Perry, 93, legendary TV screenwriter behind shows including Dad’s Army and It Ain’t Half Hot Mum, October 23. Later shows were not really quite as good.

Sir Jimmy Young, 95, DJ and singer who hosted BBC radio programmes for half a century and interviewed Margaret Thatcher many times, November 7. Began as a crooner, then when the 1960s brought rock and roll, the market for singing in that style went almost overnight, and he reinvented himself as a DJ. A little bit too serious – hence the toupe – it was a joy to hear Wogan winding him up as their programmes followed each other.

Leonard Cohen, 82, Canadian poet and singer-songwriter who penned the classic song Hallelujah, November 7.

Robert Vaughn, 83, the debonair, Oscar-nominated actor whose many film roles were eclipsed by his hugely popular turn in television's "The Man From U.N.C.L.E.," died on Nov. 11. Also in Hustle and Coronation Street, and a great contender for social justice, rare among his fellow actors many of whom tended to be right wing Republicans.

Andrew Sachs, 86, actor best-known as Spanish waiter Manuel in Fawlty Towers, November 23. He wasn’t from Barcelona! Also gave a good performance as Father Brown in a Radio 4 adaptation of the stories.

Fidel Castro, 90, the cigar-chomping Cuban revolutionary leader and dictator who defied U.S. efforts to topple him for five decades, died on Nov. 25. Light a cigar in his memory.

Peter Vaughan, 93, actor who starred in Game Of Thrones and Porridge, December 6. He was only ever in 3 episodes of Porridge, but rather like the German U Boat officer played by Philip Madoc in Dad’s Army, made an indelible impression. He was also very good in “Bleak House”, and as the haunted out of work amateur archaeologist in the Ghost Story for Christmas, “A Warning to the Curious”.

John Glenn, 95, the all-American hero who was the first U.S. astronaut to orbit the Earth before being propelled into a long career in the U.S. Senate, died on Dec. 8.

A. A. Gill, 62, acerbic Sunday Times journalist, December 10. Never agreed with him on any of his reviews. Famously insulted Mary Beard for having long grey hair. Died because he couldn’t afford a cancer treatment drug and it was not available on the NHS. Something cockeyed about a world in which health is so much big business and profits.

E.R. Braithwaite, 104, a Guyanese author, educator and diplomat whose years teaching in the slums of London's East End inspired the international best-seller "To Sir, With Love" and the movie of the same name, died on Dec. 12. I believe Lulu starred in the movie and sang the title song.

Zsa Zsa Gabor, 99, the Hungarian beauty queen-turned-nine-times-married Hollywood icon who once served three days in jail for slapping a cop, died on Dec. 18. All I remember about her is Queen of Outer Space, a rather dire but cultish B-Movie.

George Michael, 53, the pop heartthrob whose career began with the hit duo Wham! in the 1980s and went on to have a hit solo career beginning with the chart-topping album "Faith," died on Dec. 25.

Liz Smith, 95, actress, December 26. Brilliant in Vicar of Dibley, the Royle Family, and wonderful as cameo performer in a score or more TV shows.

British author Richard Adams, whose 1972 book "Watership Down" became a classic of children's literature died on Dec. 27. Loved that book: it’s the whole rabbit culture and mythology that is perfect. These are not humanised rabbits, they are real rabbits.

Carrie Fisher, 60, best known for her portrayal of the tough-talking Princess Leia who defies the Evil Empire in "Star Wars," died on Dec. 27.

Debbie Reynolds, 84, the actress and singer who rose to fame opposite Gene Kelly in "Singin' in the Rain," died on Dec. 28, one day after the death of her daughter, Carrie Fisher.

Sunday, 1 January 2017

Some Quotations for New Year's Day












Here are some New Year quotations where I have tracked down the original sources.

You may have come across a Tennyson often quoted, about “Hope smiles...”, but here is the fuller piece from his play about Robin and Maid Marion, “The Foresters”:

I am only merry for an hour or two
Upon a birthday: if this life of ours
Be a good glad thing, why should we make us merry
Because a year of it is gone? but Hope
Smiles from the threshold of the year to come
Whispering ‘It will be happier;’ and old faces
Press round us, and warm hands close with warm hands,
And thro’ the blood the wine leaps to the brain
Like April sap to the topmost tree, that shoots
New buds to heaven, whereon the throstle rock’d
Sings a new song to the new year—and you,
Strike up a song, my friends, and then to bed.


Here is a piece on the new year by G.K. Chesterton from “The Daily News”, Chesterton Day by Day (1912):

The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. 

Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. Unless a man starts on the strange assumption that he has never existed before, it is quite certain that he will never exist afterwards. Unless a man be born again, he shall by no means enter into the Kingdom of Heaven.
And here is a poem from George MacDonald, from A Threefold Cord (1883)

Be welcome, year! with corn and sickle come;
Make poor the body, but make rich the heart:
What man that bears his sheaves, gold-nodding, home,
Will heed the paint rubbed from his groaning cart!
Nor leave behind thy fears and holy shames,
Thy sorrows on the horizon hanging low-
Gray gathered fuel for the sunset-flames
When joyous in death's harvest-home we go.


And finally, here is George VI’s famous speech from 1939, quoting Minnie Louise Haskins:

Among all free peoples the love of peace is profound, for this alone gives security to the home. But true peace is in the hearts of men, and it is the tragedy of this time that there are powerful countries whose whole direction and policy are based on aggression and the suppression of all that we hold dear for mankind.

At home we are, as it were, taking the strain for what may lie ahead of us, resolved and confident.

A new year is at hand. We cannot tell which it will bring. If it brings peace how thankful we shall all be. If it brings continued struggle, we shall remain undaunted.

In the meantime, I feel that we may all find a message of encouragement in the lines which, in my closing words, I would like to say to you.

I said to the man who stood at the gate of the year. 'Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown. ' And he replied. 'Go out into the darkness and put your hand into the hand of God. That shall be to you better than light and safer than a known way.'

May that Almighty hand guide and uphold us all.