Wi-Fi in the Wilderness

 

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🎶 "Wi-Fi in the Wilderness"

A parody hymn for the spiritually connected and signal-deprived

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🌫️ Verse 1 (freeform, ambient)

I wandered far, no bars, no light,
The desert hummed with buffering might.
My soul refreshed, but my phone was dead,
Still You streamed grace to my heart instead.

(Optional instrumental swell—minor chords, ambient pads)

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🔥 Chorus (structured, melodic)

You are my hotspot, my holy flame,
Signal of mercy, calling my name.
Though I roam in offline despair,
Your love uploads everywhere.

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🌫️ Verse 2 (loose phrasing)

No charger near, no map to find,
Yet You rerouted my wandering mind.
I tapped and swiped through doubt and fear,
But Your presence pinged—You’re always near.

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🔁 Bridge (loopable, optional)

Even in airplane mode, You speak.
Even when I’m weak, You peak.
Even when the screen goes black,
You’re the signal I never lack.

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🔥 Final Chorus

You are my hotspot, my holy flame,
Signal of mercy, calling my name.
Though I roam in offline despair,
Your love uploads everywhere.

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